Ha. Welcome to HP Idol. It's random so just shut up if it's weird.
HERE ARE OUR CONTESTANTS!
HARRY!
Harry - God help me.
RON!
Ron - I better get paid for this garbage.
HERMIONE!
Hermione - This contest is vulgar.
MALFOY!
Malfoy - I'm only here because you promised I'd beat the Mudbloods.
VOLDEMORT!
Voldy - Can I have my wand back, please? I promise I won't kill anyone -looks at Harry and Cedric suspiciously-
CEDRIC!
Cedric - Huh? Where am I? AND WHY IS HE -points at Voldemort- HERE?!
Amos - Be quiet.
Cedric - Yes, Daddy.
Amos - That's MISTER Daddy to you.
Uh...
Cedric - -.-
LUNA!
Luna - I like pudding. :)
Cedric: Okay...?
Harry: Stop breathing down my neck, Luna.
FRED AND GEORGE!
Fred and George - Wicked.
GINNY!
Ginny - Is it really fair that Fred and George get to perform together?
CHO!
Cho - Harry, put your eyeballs back in your head!
Cedric - :P
Cho - You too.
Cedric - Oh. Damn.
PADMA AND PARVATI!
Ginny - Hey, that's not fair!
Fred and George - IT IS FOR US!!
Padma and Parvati - Perverts!
AND NEVILLE!
Neville - Uh...my grandmother made me do it.
AND THE JUDGES!
Cedric - We're being judged?!?!
Me - SHUT UP!
HAGRID!
Hagrid - Has anyone seen Fang?
MCGONAGALL!
McGonagall - This contest is ridiculous. I like it. :)
DUMBLEDORE!
Dumbledore - Why is Voldy here?
Voldemort - I had nothing better to do.
Dumbledore - Oh.
ME!
Cedric - Well that's not exactly fair now is it?
Me - YOU'LL SHUT UP!
Malfoy - Haha!
Me - -hexes him-
Malfoy - -turns into fish-
Harry - That was funny.
Me - You're next. ;)
Harry - I'll be quiet now.
AND OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE...YOU!
Cedric - Who?
Ron - Not who, YOU!
Amos - Pay attention!
Cedric - -.-
NEXT CHAPTER THE CONTESTANTS WILL BE PERFORMING SONGS BY...MICHAEL JACKSON!
Hermione - -shrieks-
Ron, Cedric, Ginny, Voldemort, Malfoy, Luna, Neville, Cho, Fred, George, Padma, and Parvati - Who?
Harry - Michael Jackson. :D
Cedric - And that is...?
Fred - Dunno.
Ginny - He sounds black!
Ron - Way to be prejuidiced, Gin.
Ginny - Thank you, Ron. :l
Ron - You're welcome.
Cedric - I'M CONFUSED!
Cho - Where am I?
Cedric - WHO IS THIS MICHAEL PERSON?! -runs up to random members of the audience- Are you Michael? Are you? You? You, you have to be Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson - Nope. :l -looks suspicious-
Cedric - -bangs head against wall-
Voldemort - Let me help you with that. CRUCIO!
Me - Who gave him his wand back?!
George - -in unison with Fred- IT WAS HIM!
Fred - -in unison with George- IT WAS HIM!
Me - Give me that! -takes wand- You may have this back after the winner is chosen.
Voldemort - :l Damn.
Cho - So...when are we going to start?
Me - As soon as Cedric stops banging his head against the wall.
Cedric - It's actually -bang- very -bang- relaxing. -bang-
Me - o.o
Amos - O.e Ced...what are you doing?
Cedric - This! -bang-
Me - And we'll be right back!
Voldemort - -cries- I WANT MY WAND BACK!
Harry - Can't we just lock him up or something?