Welcome to Playa Des Losers, Heather!

Authors note: This was a story done for Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover, hope I did okay! Okay anyway on with the story!

It was the night of Heathers elimination and all the campers at Playa des Losers were having the same thought: I'm glad she can't win, but can't they just send her home?

Regardless they were all on the dock waiting for her arrival. They had all been watching the episode earlier in the day and therefore knew Heather was the loser, and that she had had her head shaved.

"I see the boat, eh!"

The boat stopped in front of the dock only to have Chef throw out a few suitcases and a screaming Heather.

"You'll hear from my lawyers!" Heather screamed to Chef as the boat pulled away.

"Honey, if I were you I'd call the wig shop first." Noah said smirking while reading his book.

"What did you say to me!?" Heather screamed spinning around to face Noah.

"Of course with hair like yours you should've called ages ago." Noah said not looking up from his book.

"Oh you little-"

"Aww Noah don't be so hard on her, white girl's gonna have a hard enough time when she looks in the mirror!" LaShawna screamed laughing.

"Oh I know! I'm having a hard time just looking at her!" Lindsey said frowning.

"Oh, please, I'm still better looking than both of you!"

"Actually I think you're pretty un-hot now a 'days." Duncan said smiling with an arm thrown around Courtney.

"What do you know you ugly pig!"

"Probably that you could use a wig." Noah added still reading.

"If I hear one more word from you-"

"You'll what? Shave my head?"

"Oh that's it-"

"You have less hair on your head than my grandma!" Screamed Harold.

And as lame as the insult was, the whole group started to laugh, well excluding Heather.

"Whatever, who cares what you losers think!" Heather screamed grabbing her bags and walking off toward the hotel to check in.

"Hey Heathser I thisnk one of the maids has a wig you could borrow!" Beth screamed, still laughing, at Heathers retreating form.

"AGG!"

And the rest of the night was spent having a Heather free party, just the way it should be.

Well I think it's okay, but I wish I did better, and that it wasn't so short. What do you think Black Wolf Jaganski Lover? Hope I did okay, please review!