Yes this is about Werepokeism, but with a different story, they still go camping but it turns out a bit... well different. So please! Enjoy! Also! I'm hoping for this to be one of my longest stories I'm going to write, So once again... Enjoy!!!
"Dammit!" I shouted very VERY loud making the whole house shake. Trust me... my dad shouting is louder then a loudreds uproar.
"What?" Said Mai as she walked in to the room (no... she is not my sister just a good friend)
"My dad said we are going camping again."
"Um maybe you could ask If I could come?"
"Let me think... no"
"Why! It would be fun!"
"Trust me, my dad plus camping, I think I'm going to throw up..." I mumbled "and whenever you come you take pictures of me doing something stupid then post it on your myspace!!!"
"But we had so much fun last time!"
"What? Me falling over then landing in a pile of ponyta manure?"
"It was only a small pile." Said mai "And I got 20000 views on myspace."
"It was boiling hot!!!" I shouted "And I had a burn on my face for 2 weeks!!!"
"Ok what about last year"
"You mean when the vaporeon was humping my leg?"
"Yeah...." We both stared to laugh... but really...it was the second most disgusting thing that ever happened to me... what was the first? You don't want to know...
"I'll go ask if I can come" Said mai still giggling about the vaporeon thing...
"You might as well" I said. Hopefully she would have been banned from myspace by now.
"Yes!" Mai shouted whilst running out of the living room
"Yawn I'm so tired..." I said to myself "I think il rest for a while"
"Hey! Wake up!" Knowing who it was... I tried to keep my eyes closed. But I failed so I decided to open them. And there he was, my dad he's one of those types who get very annoyed if a pokemon messes up your garden. Last time, a cyndaquil burned some of my dads flowers. I bet that cyndaquil wished he didn't do it after what my dad did to him after.
"We are ready to go!" he said in 'The voice'. And by 'The voice' I mean those sarcastic voices your parents give you when they feel like annoying you.
"Great..." I said to myself annoyed that he woke me up...again... "How long have I been asleep?"
"About four hours" That's when I realized I slept all through packing up and talking about my past experiences at camp. Grrr I hate it when we talk about camping, especially when It's about me.
"Ok then! Go get in the car, I'll be there in a minute" So both me and mai walked towards my dads car, its one of those cars with puke stains all over the passenger seat. But, its a car so I'm used to it.
After a while my dad got into the car the first thing he said was "Well, you and your girlfriend ready?" Trust me I had only been in the car for less than five minutes and he had already said mai is my girlfriend. I mean mai? I like her, but not enough to be in love!
Its gonna be a while before we reach the camp site so I decided to have some more shuteye before we got there, Why? Because we are probably going to be up all night trying to put up the tent.
"Dad are we sleeping in a tent again?" I had to ask otherwise I would kill myself.
"No" No? I thought for a while wondering where we would be sleeping so I asked again
"So what are we sleeping in?" And thank mew! He said something which will make me enjoy camping!...for once.
After another hour mai was asleep and I was starting to fall asleep, but something kept me awake.
I knew mai knew something she wasn't telling me about, But what?
"Man... am I tired" I said to myself still thinking about mai. You see me and her have been best friend since we met. But we became much better friends since we found our pokemon.
By found I don't mean captured, I really mean found! Man! They were so cute! We found them in a log by the river. After moving the leaves and twigs we found two Eevee's! Yes! Eevee's! When we found them we waited to see if there mother had just gone to collect food or something. But after waiting 3 hours we saw nothing so we decided to take them home.
I took the male eevee and mai took the female. They were beautiful together so we figured they had to be brother and sister. About three months after we found them we decided to evolve them, so I headed to the nearest poke-mart and bought one fire, water and thunder stone. But instead of forcing them to evolve into what we wanted, We let them choose, Ember the female eevee chose the fire stone therefor evolving into a flareon, While spark chose the thunder therefor evolving into a jolteon.
Oh! also! My name is Ryan I'm thirteen just like Mai, Now where was I? Oh yeah for some reason my dad asked me and mai to only bring one pokemon, I wonder why? Probably because the cabin is small or something.
"Hey! Ryan wake up"
"Ryan!!!" Then I felt a strong, powerful punch hit my arm
"Ow!" I shouted, well as soon as I noticed it was mai I tried to cover up what I had just done.
"We have arrived!" Shouted my dad
Looking out of the car window I saw a cabin over the hill. All I said was "About time!" until I saw more cabins and other kids...then...
A camp....Dammit.
