Hello, to any loser with enough spare time to read my shit writing. I apologise in advance by the way. But alas I'm sidetracked, I am a fan of gamer stories and have recently become enraptured with highschool DXD. So in other words you're reading the story of a pervert aka me. but you'd already deduced that if you know what highschool DXD is. Anyway if you haven't already worked it out this is my take on a gamer issei story, so... enjoy I guess.

(P.s. this is typed on my iPad so yeah it's a pain in the ass xD )

Chapter 1: get away from me you perv

Hello,ouch! My name is Issei mazo , ouch!

"Oh, for oppai sake I didn't even see anything yet, ouch! Stop chasing me and hitting me even a masochist has limits! Ouch!"

Wait that worked!?!?

Anyway, I'm currently being 'chased' (read brutalised) by the Kuoh academy kendo club all because... actually you know what I'm lazy you'll find out my 'reason' (read excuse) the same time as the kendo club.

"Why should we you perv, we don't care if you didn't see anything it's the principle" shouted Katase right into my face, spittle flying from her mouth.

"Because I have a solid explanation"

"Oh, really" inquired Murayama

"Yes, you see I was simply walking past the kendo club when I heard 2 of the most alluring (decent) voices that I simply had to find out who they belonged to, and you see my brain, solely focused upon the voices, I didn't realise into which room I was walking and for that I must apologise" I bullshitted with the skill of a practiced prodigy.

"Did you find out?" Murayama asked shyly with a tinge of pink dusting her cheeks.

WAIT, she's blushing! I made a girl flustered what the actual fuck.

"Find out what" I asked slightly confused.

"Who the voices belonged to" Katase clarified a similar tinge adorning her cheeks.

OH MY GOD! They're eating my story up. Now what to say, ah shit.

"You two" I spoke quietly trying to hide the insincerity in my statement whilst simultaneously trying to blush to help fool them.

"Pardon" "please speak louder" asked Murayama and Katase respectively.

Well, now or never. "You two" I reaffirmed hoping they'd fall for my bluff.

They both blushed so deeply red I thought their cheeks were on fire. They then proceeded to look at each other before both nodding and turning back to me.

"Tuesday night, 7pm, be at hidzuke bar..."demanded Katase in a strong yet vulnerable voice " or we'll beat you within an inch of your life,comprende" Murayama finished menacingly.

Before they then began to walk away with a somewhat disheartened looking kendo club in tow.

Phew!

Congratulations, issei mazo, you've completed the hidden objective:

Man, shall lieth with his demons

Description; be invited on a date by a girl that you've been caught peeping on.

Bonus objectives:

*be invited on a double date - passed

*Be asked out on school grounds - failed

*attend the date - pending

!rewards!

Main objective:

§ you've unlocked 'abilities of a gamer'

Bonus objectives:

500xp! perk two at once

'WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!' Was the only thought running through my head before, well... I blacked out.

System installing…

An: well anyone/everyone that's the first chapter. Hope you didn't hate it too much. I will only continue this story if I get at least 5 reviews per chapter, btw.

In any case that's me done

I bid you ado,

Yours faithfully chazzadagazza