Hey there! Remember those stories we like so much as children, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie and similar titles? Well, this is, If You Give a Cat Some Lunch Meat! Written completely on the spot...terror insues... Hope you like it!

If you give Kyo some lunch meat…

He might want a sandwich,

And if he wants a sandwich, Tohru will make it for him,

And if Tohru makes it for him, she'll ask everyone else if they want sandwiches,

And if she asks everyone else if they want sandwiches, Yuki will ask her for a sandwich with extra cheese,

And if Yuki asks her for a sandwich with extra cheese, she'll have to go to the store to buy some,

And if she has to go to the store to buy some, she might run into Hiro and Kisa on the way,

And if she runs into Hiro and Kisa, she'll probably but them some candy,

And if she buys them some candy, Momiji will probably want some too,

And if Momiji wants some too, Hatori will have to take him to CVS to buy some,

And if Hatori takes him to CVS to buy some, they might see Shigure looking at porn,

And if they see Shigure looking at porn, Hatori might smack him over the head,

And if Hatori smacks him over the head, he might get arrested for assault disturbing the peace,

And if he gets arrested for assault disturbing the peace, he'll be forced to call Ayame to come bail him out

And if he is forced to call Ayame to come bail him out, Ayame will glomp him repeatedly,

And if Ayame glomps him repeatedly, Hatori will get mad,

And if Hatori gets mad, Ritsu will apologize profusely for the madness he did not cause,

And if Ritsu apologizes profusely for the madness he did not cause, Akito will get annoyed and tell Kureno to go shut him up,

And if Akito gets annoyed and tells Kureno to go shut him up, Kureno might accidentally run into Arisa and angsty love will ensue

And if Kureno accidentally runs into Arisa and angsty love ensues, Rin will get sick and throw up,

And if Rin gets sick and throws up, Haru will probably find her and take her to the hospital,

And if Haru finds her and takes her to the hospital, Tohru will want to go visit her

And if Tohru goes to visit her, Kyo will be so depressed he might even consider inviting Kagura over,

And if he even considers inviting Kagura over, he might become even MORE depressed,

And if he becomes even MORE depressed, he'll go to fight Yuki again (as usual),

And if he goes to fight Yuki again (as usual), he'll lose (as usual),

And if he loses (as usual), he'll get hungry from fighting,

And if he gets hungry from fighting, he'll want to have a sandwich,

And if he wants to have a sandwich…

You might have to give Kyo some lunch meat,