Disclaimer: Sadly I own none of the characters, if I could then Fred would be mine :3 but tragically J.K owns him to

I was planning a party my mother was forcing me to host. There was a knock at the door. Dammit who dare disturb me? I thought angrily opening the door so hard is cracked the wall.
"What do you want Potter?" I tried to sound unsurprised, had to keep up the powerful image.

"Hi, am I interrupting?" he looked worried and I smirked.

"No, where's Granger or Weasel?"

"Not sure, what are you doing?" he walked in throwing himself onto the settee.

"I'm just going over some centre pieces, come in."

"Centre pieces? What are you a gay fairy?" he was holding back a laugh .

"It's better than a gay…"

"A gay what?"

"PIXIE!" I shouted, "It's better than a gay pixie," I announced regaining my composure.

"Right and Ron is a gay leprechaun," that finished it we both exploded in fits of laughter. After almost fifteen minutes of non stop laughter I managed to drag myself to sit next to him.

"I'm not gay fairy," I clarified.

"Damn because I AM a gay pixie," he put his arm around me attempting to flirt and I caught the glint in his eye. Was he serious? This is bloody Potter. Well, what's the worst that could happen? I can just hex him into the next century if he says anything, I thought before leaning the few centimetres and placing a chaste kiss on his lips. Potter looked shocked but pleasantly so.
"I didn't think you had it in you, gay fairy," he smirked.

"Shut up, Pixie," I growled. Laughing he kissed me again, I was surprised to find it wasn't bad kissing another bloke especially my worst enemy, but then I didn't get much chance to experiment in my Death Eater years.

"So what did you do yesterday?" Ron asked during the weekly lunch at the Burrow.

"Nothing you gay leprechaun," Harry replied completely serious.

"Where did that come from?" Ron looked between the two of us confused.

"Don't worry, Malfoy's a gay fairy."

"I'm completely lost."

So this is to celebrate a year on Fanfiction yay! Dedicated to Caitlin who is an amazing friend and forced me to upload this. If you don't like it don't review please, constructive criticism makes me happy just try not to be mean thank you. Also dedicated to Kim because I love her and she just too kind and sweet so yeah hope you enjoyed :D