Disclaimer: I own a room, a dog, some money, and other personal items. I do not own the Percy Jackson and the Olympian or the Heroes of Olympus series, all credits go to Rick Riordan.
"So..." Jason said nervously, while fixing his tie. "Uhh...would you like this dance?" he said, clearing his throat.
Percabeth, Frazel, Caleo,and an annoyed Piper were staring at Jason, every one of them: speechless with the deer-in-headlights emotion.
"Dude," Percy said,"Um, your girlfriend is waiting for you." he gestured towards Piper.
Her dark hair shone, woven with braids and beads. Her kaleidoscope eyes gleamed with menace and she crossed her arms.
"Jason, you're my boyfriend. We're at a camp dance. You just asked a brick - a Freaking BRICK - to dance!" Piper huffed "Jason, I'm seriously worried. Did you hit your head or something?" she asked, with a slightly softer tone.
"How could you say that!" Jason gasped back, recoiling in a false sense of terror. "My dear, Brickalina is beautiful. Who wouldn't ask her to dance?" Everyone listening to the strange conversation raised their hand.
Jason gasped again, as if resurfacing from the depths of the ocean.
"You're hurting her feelings!" he shouted, while protectively wrapping his arms around the reddish brown brick.
"Jason, my man." Leo interrupted, "You've been talking about that chunk of clay for days now. Dude, I get it, that is a top quality brick, I would totally use it in one of my inventions, but flirting with it. That's a little too far."
While Jason was listening to Leo, Hazel grabbed the brick and opened a hole in the ground to shove it under.
When Jason turned around to hold the brick, he leaped in the air and screamed like a little girl.
"BRICKALINA!" He cried " WHERE ARE YOU!" Jason sobbed. Percy and Annabeth began to slowly back away.
"He needs mental help." Annabeth whispered after disappearing under her cap.
"Agreed." Percy replied, then they promptly left the scene with:
-Jason moaning about the good times he'd spent with Brickalina
-Piper, seemingly relieved and utterly annoyed at the same time
-Calypso, biting her lip, unsure of what to do except for murmuring, "I'm sorry for your loss"
-Leo, comforting Jason that there were many other bricks in the wall, while trying not to burst out laughing
-and Frank and Hazel, both whom were trying to smooth out the ground the brick was buried under.
Hope you liked this crappy one-shot on crack. Demigods, UNITE!