Okay, this a some-what sequel to 'You Should Never be Drunk With a Uchiha around' but at the same time, Its not!

Yep!

Rated: M for swearing..

Pairing: Ita/Naru (as usual..)

Disclaimer - I don't own them... But Mr. Paulex is mine! Yay

"Where the fuck is it?!"

"I don't know Naruto."

"Fuck! It's not here, I've looked everywhere. Where the fuck could it be? I left right on the table." Naruto whined.

"I don't Know, Naruto. Why don't you just go buy a new one? We were almost out anyways."

"No. It took me forever to buy that one, Itachi!! I'm not going to buy a new one when we still have one." Naruto said as he looked under the bed. Again.

'Lets go buy a new one, I want to see you blush red again!'Kyuubi cheered from Naruto's mind. A sharp 'Shut up' was Naruto's reply.

"You just have to find it first." Itachi sighed as he laid down on the bed, his usually tied hair, fanned out underneath him.

"Yeah, yeah.. Why am I the only one looking?" Naruto questioned as he stood up, finding nothing under the bed but dust bunnies.

Itachi smirked

"Because you look fucking good bent over and on your knees."

"WHAT!? YOU PER- OH MY GOD!" Naruto's face turned horrified as he suddenly ran out of the bedroom. Itachi sat, propping him self up with his left hand, looking utterly confused, that was until he heard Naruto gasp - then scream.

"DAMN YOU, MR. PAULEX!!" Itachi could hear Naruto as he threw random objects.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU FUCKING CAT!!!" Itachi sighed. Mr Paulex. The black cat Naruto got from Iruka. The same black cat that seemed to take more of a liking to Itachi than Naruto. To put it simple, the cat hated Naruto. A lot.

Itachi listened a bit, hearing only Naruto's Manic laughter, followed by a crash, and then by a sound of Triumph. Which meant two things. One, Naruto has defeated the Mr. Paulex. And two, ...

Naruto leaped into the bedroom, still only wearing a pair of orange boxers. Lighting fading scratch marks covered parts of his chest. A large grin on his face and a pleased look in his sky blue eyes.

Naruto jumped on to the bed, and flopped on top of Itachi, "I completed my mission! Now I want a reward.." Naruto said as he handed Itachi a litlle tube.

Itachi looked at Naruto to the small tube in his hand..

The only way he could actually liked the flavor orange. Orange flavored lube.

Itachi gripped the tube in his hand, flipping Naruto over so he was on top. Slightly surprised that the blonde hadn't even starting bragging about his victory, Itachi covered Naruto's lips with his own.

The pleased look in his eyes soon turned into lust as Naruto's eyes fluttered closed.

(And two,..)

...They could finally have sex.

Okay, Haha Im sorry I bored you though that, yeah really sorry..