The Wants or Needs of the Senshi and Villains
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Aniah
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A collage of fluff, stuff, and snuff! Wrote this during biology last week. Thas' why I'm getting a B. Don't tell, k? ^_^ Enjoy! IM/email me and please review!
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Jadeite wants: to win
Nephrite wants: to please Beryl, become an astronomer, and have a parfait with Naru, in that order.
Zoicite wants: to kill everyone 'cept Kunzite, and move to a state where it doesn't matter what type of couple it is that gets married.
Kunzite wants: a dye job, boomerang lessons, to be his own boss, and to know what sex Zoicite really is.
Beryl wants: either Saffir or Endymion to live in the Dark Kingdom, lots of paperweights (thank you, Saint Erythros and Celestechan), and to take Driver's Ed.
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Usagi needs: self-control, therapy (as in professional), and babysitting techniques.
Mamoru needs: to stop being involved with the KKK, to stick to Usagi or else never be seen again, and public speaking lessons. My school debate team would whip his…cape.
Ami needs: social skills, a tranquilizer, and something to get rid of all the traffic citations she received for driving in strange fog.
Rei needs: TMP management, a maid, a boyfriend who doesn't sound like a surfer, and possibly a witch's hat with which to ride her broom upon.
Makoto needs: a tranquilizer, a lightning rod that IS NOT attached to her head, and to blast the Croc Hunter to smithereens, because he pisses the hell out of me.
Minako needs: to get rid of the antidepressants, not to be near Senshi Saturn, a cloudy day, and to be rejected for ANYTHING.
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Cooan wants: Rubeus
Beruche wants: to be with her sisters, and a chess set that doesn't turn people evil.
Calaveras wants: a date, because she's jealous of Petz and Saffir, and some mascara.
Petz wants: Saffir, a lightning rod, and to be left in peace.
Rubeus wants: to survive, kill Esmeraude, and fling strobe light bulbs at everyone else.
Esmeraude wants: to let everyone eat cake, a valet to park her car, and fashion sense.
Saffir wants: a lab coat, his brother's happiness, and Petz, in that order.
Demando wants: Earth, Serenity, and a wine cellar. Not necessarily in that order.
The Wiseman wants: to collaborate with Senshi Saturn.
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Senshi Uranus wants: a sex change, to kill Pioneer, the fastest car on earth, and TMP therapy. Not to mention Senshi Neptune.
Senshi Neptune wants: to kill Pioneer, give swim lessons, be Snow White, meet Yo-yo Ma, and be with Senshi Uranus.
Senshi Pluto wants: to shove the Garnet Orb up everyone who trespasses, a guard dog, and a career that is not solitary confinement.
Senshi Saturn wants: to get rid of Senshi Venus Sunshine over there, and nothing else. Absolutely nothing.