AUTHORS NOTES: Yeah, I know the whole conversation between Fox and the enemy repeats twice. Sorry for the error.
4:07 PM - December 24, 2275 - Central Finchinia Lake
Finchinia was home of Rocky, the crocodile that lived under Central Finchinia Lake, near Rodroom City. He never wanted to be bothered. Pollution has struck the water for 10 years which bothered him even more, but if he ever moved to a new home he wouldn't be accepted by the Finchinians. People call him " The Rock That Moves."
"Put your hands up, now! This is Starfox!" Fox yelled at the top of his lungs. They had arrived on the planet Finchinia, and now they are capturing a criminal force known as 'Reptilian Force'. They had been causing crimes in Snow City, a beautiful city, which drove people away. To a city they thought as nice was now ridden with filthy criminals, there was too many of them for the police department to deal with.
"Okay, I will." said Leon Powalski, the leader of the squadron, reluctantly. "Falco, put him in handcuffs and get him in the interrogation room on the Great Fox, please." Fox demanded.
"Will do. You're coming with me you filthy animal!" Falco vociferated at him, dragging him by the neck.
"Slippy, tell General to get us to Point Femo on the Western Part of the Glacier Mountains, please." Fox urged. "Calling them right now, they're on their way!" The team heard an obstreperous noise coming from above 62nd Street. General had shown up. He had settled the commodious Great Fox in the center of the thoroughfare.
General had loaded up the team and brought them to the main battle playground. The lake.
"Alright, you're ready to go Starfox Team."
The lake has frozen over so, Rocky quickly moved out before winter.
"They have sent submarines below the ice, so we need to move quickly."
In the submarine.
"Nuriome! There's an enemy spotted! It's Starfox!" Scrolare yelled.
"ATTACK!"
The submarine submerged with the ice and started shooting at the ground below the team.
The first shot, a power charge obliterated the surrounding ice.
As the ice was catching up to Star Fox, they were forced to speed up.
Slippy, well, slipped.
"Slippy! Get back here!" Peppy yelled.
"I'll get him Peppy!" Fox said as he made a running leap and landed on his back sliding on the ice like Slippy did.
"I'm coming for ya' Slip!"
"Slippy, watch out! Bogey on your tail!"
"Woah! Fox! Help me!"
Fox quickly shot down the bogey as he latched onto Slippy, still sliding.
"Thanks, Fox, I thought they had me."
"Anytime, Slip."
Just then, the missile submerged out of the ice, making a giant shattering sound, causing everyone to lose their guard. Peppy and Falco were standing right on the missile, riding it, hoping to not fall off as it gained speed. It started going faster, faster, and faster. The missile caught up to Fox and Slippy.
"Slippy! Move or else you'll get struck by the missile!" Fox said as he pushed Slippy across the ice.
The missile just missed Fox and Slippy. Fox didn't know where Slippy went for the giant missile in the way, and then he saw Peppy and Falco riding it.
"FALCO! PEPPY! THE MISSILE IS HEADING FOR SHORE JUMP OFF NOW!"
Falco and Peppy jumped off right before the missile exploded on the shore causing all the ice to break around them. Falco and Peppy were stuck in the freezing cold water. Fox ran as fast as he could to save them, but it had been too late. They've sunk.
Fox dove underwater to find Falco and Peppy close to the submarine. They sank further and further down until they were about to be hit by the motor of the submarine.
"Farhlcbo! Perpry!" he said calling their names underwater.
"Forx yur urkay!" said back.
Fox snatched Falco and Peppy back up to the surface of the water, which was a difficult task because he was carrying 440 pounds of weight in total on his back.
Fox gasped for air when he surfaced and started hyperventilating.
"Fox, take it easy." Peppy said.
"I'll do whatever it takes Peppy."
Then he realized he left Slippy behind.
"Oh no, I forgot Slippy!" he yelled.
"Go get Froggy yourself, Fox. Me and Peppy will check with you later." Falco demanded as he and Peppy struggled to get out of the water.
Fox looked for Slippy until he saw him under a frozen waterfall in the woods.
"Are you alright, Slippy?"
"Y-yeah, j-j-j-j-just f-f-f-freezing t-that's a-all."
"OK, warm up, then we have to head to the city."
Of course, just like Corneria City, Rodroom City looked like it was on the brink of mass extinction. This time the enemies did a siege attack behind the tall hills of Finchinia and snuck underground. They stole all the city's food, weapons and shelter and now they're powerless to this intellectual force, and there's no way to stop them now. No, but, not with the help of… STARFOX!
"Let's eavesdrop on the guards on the way up, we need some intel for a raise." Falco remarked as they started their way up. They felt a warm sensation against their faces as the heat healed their old, cold, grown faces. "I spot two guards up ahead. I'll collect some intel." Falco said. They got out their advanced hearing devices to collect intel.
"Да, я слышал, что Звездная лиса захватила рептилии силы, и они у них на корабле."
(Yeah, I heard Star Fox captured Force Reptile and they have them on their ship.)
"К счастью, мы разрабатываем оружие массового уничтожения, которое уничтожит всю команду."
(Luckily, we're developing mass destruction weapons that will take down their entire team.)
Интересно, что они шпионили за нами.
(I wonder if they're spying on us.)
Я бы не удивился, если бы они были.
(I wouldn't be surprised if they were.)
Может быть, я просто параноик, но я слышу неузнаваемый двигатель.
(Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I hear an unrecognizable engine.)
"What are they saying?" Fox obnoxiously murmured.
"They're speaking Finchinian, a language I know because I grew up here. They're saying that they are developing weapons to eviscerate our entire soldiery."
All of a sudden there was a crackle in the elucidation system. " Ну, хорошо, хорошо, что у нас здесь? Мы знаем, что ты все время подкрадываешься к нам!" (Well, well, well, what do we have here? We know you have been skulking up on us the entire time!)
Then there was a cyclopean palpitate in the Landmaster making it take off at a colossal promptitude. Fox, Slippy, Peppy and Krystal all hopped out of the vehicle at high speeds which left them with unhumorous impairments. Falco's door was frozen shut, and the Landmaster directed toward a sludgy part of the ice. The sludge could not support the immense ponderosity of the tank and the snow fell. He was cemented in a cavern.
"Дерьмо!" Falco strongly cursed. "Черт возьми!" He cursed again. Falco, disoriented and discombobulated, was stuck in an emulator's somewhat 'understructure' of an armory. He began to ransack the place, embezzling, splintering weapon cases one by one.
He tried to call Fox but there was no connection. Falco was solicitous because he didn't know what was happening on the periphery.
Fox, and the rest of his team were running for the dear lives. Hiding behind cover, checking for corners. They found the sludgy ice and as they slided in, they kerplunked on the floor. "Falco!" Fox called out but there was no retaliate. "This place is verminous!" Slippy remarked. Trash laid on the floor and the only evidence of Falco being here was a couple wizened footprints. The place looked as it had been raided with the splinters of ice on the ground and vehicle remnants.
"It seems as though Falco scattered down this hall, concatenate bodies together, we don't want to lose each other," Fox demanded. The team went down the north-east hall, they saw a light ahead. Out of curiosity, Fox decided to investigate what it was. When he stepped out, the light beamed in his eyes nearly blinding him. The headache he got was grave. What made the headache even worse, was the sound of blaring sirens. He knew that he got caught.
"Ой, почему они так тяжело поднимаются по этой лестнице?" (Ow, why do they make these stairs so hard to climb.) Falco said while distinguishing a cacophonous shrill sound. He went to look in the main base window to look. He had sidled into the paramount base. This vocation was taking an enchanting turn. For the better or the worse? Falco came across the stairs and opened the icy door. He tried to step down but slipped.
"My head, ouch!" Fox yelled in agony. Fox then heard a loud scream coming from the base. It sounded like Falco. "Ow! My head again!" He heard Falco's scream and the sound of guardsmen feet running with artillery in their possession. "Guys! We need to find Falco! Quick!"
Fox demanded while running in the base.
Slippy, Peppy, and Krystal all headed toward Fox. "Wherever Falco is, I hope that he is okay." Krystal said worryingly with shaking hands. "Don't worry we'll find him." Fox searched around in the so-what abandoned control room. He saw a blob of blue outthrust from underneath the chair.
"Falco!" Fox enthusiastically blurted. Fox was confused. He wasn't answering. "Come on Falco, get up!" Fox said with a fake smile. "I don't think that's him," Peppy came closer, "it's just a blanket." Fox's heart rate slowed down because he presumed Falco dead.
"I'm going to check in the water pump department." Fox said going down the stairs and slipping. Fox screamed in horror as he fell all the way down the flight of 'icy death' stairs. He landed on a bluish body. "Falco! Buddy!" Fox said exhilaratingly. "Guys, I found Falco! Just be careful going down the stairs!" Slippy went first and. . .well. . . slipped, and so did the others. Out of all of them Falco was the only one unconscious. At that point everyone knew he was unconscious.
Falco started to awake as he saw his teammates kneeling down to help him. He started to expectorate up blood. "Slippy, get your first aid kit out!" Fox quickly necessitated. "Right on it, Fox!" Slippy brought his kit out and started to do a light 'check up' on Falco and polished him up.
"Are you alright? Can you stand?" Slippy inquired. Falco tried to stand up, but his legs began to wobble. He tripped making a vociferous thunder sound throughout the base.
Fox had proficient hearing and eavesdropped on the guards. They were surprisingly close. They were on the floor above. "Guys, I have the heebie-jeebies," Fox said shaking, "the guards are above us! We have to go!" Fox scurried out of the base and slid down the south-west hall. Leaving his team behind.
Then, a sound loud enough to make anyone deaf, went through the hall. A burning pain shot through Fox, it was definitely a feeling he has felt before, but this pain was worse. Much worse.
"Эй, мы наконец нашли свинью, я имею в виду, лису." (Hey, I found the pig, I mean, fox.)
"Who are you, what do you want from me?" Fox said horrified laying on the ice floor unable to move.
"Не будь глупым, Фокси, Вы точно знаете, почему." (Don't be stupid Foxy, you know exactly why.)
"Okay, we were spying on you. We needed enemy intel, but we failed hard time." Fox sadly wept, his tears rolling down.
"Достаточно поговорить с ребенком, тебе пора заплатить, Фокс." (Enough with the baby talk, it's time for you to pay, Fox.)
Nuriome slowly took out his gun from his pocket and aimed it at Fox's cranium.
"Не заставляй меня стрелять." (Don't make me shoot)
As soon as Nuriome pulled the trigger, Peppy shot him in the head before any harm was done.
Nuriome fell to the floor.
"Fox! Are you alright?"
"Yes, Peppy, and everyone else here, we're calling for support right now."
Fox still had tears running down his face and freezing into tiny icicles.
"ERT to Fox, ERT to Fox, we're landing and sending a rope down your way."
The rope came down from the crack of light from the surface, and they started climbing.
They climbed to safety. They climbed to warmth. They climbed to love. They climbed for the lives. They climbed to family and for family.