The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!

In an era when movie sequels were known for their unequivocal suckage, one movie would claw its way to the top of Hollywood's pile of cinematic shit, to cement its place in history as one of the worst sequels of all time.

Highlander II: The Quickening!

Connor MacLeod is now the One, and after four hundred years of fighting, he must face is greatest foe ever, Global Warming!

Welcome to the terrifying world of 1999, a cliché post apocalyptic world brought about by cliché environmental crap run by a cliché evil corporation. Witness MacLeod rise once again to do what the Highlander does best, namely: fight aliens, resurrect Ramirez, (Who then dies again an hour later so why bother?) and destroy a electromagnetic shield surrounding the Earth that blocks out the sun; and if any of that made sense to you, then take a tranquilizer and go to bed because you are clearly higher than an astronaut in orbit.

Explore the new twists to the Highlander mythos, as MacLeod and Ramirez are revealed to be exiles from a alien planet, replacing the rich historical fabric of the Highlander mythos with a sci-fi shittale that outdoes Sharknado in terms of implausibility. And fry your brain as you try to reconcile all these new revelations and plot points to the story of the original movie, which you will eventually discover is more impossible that untangling a boxful of Christmas Lights.

So steel yourself for a movie that generated such a firestorm of hate, that they had to make a third movie just so that they could erase this abomination from the continuity of the franchise, and take comfort in the fact that if there is a special place in Hell for film directors, Russell Mulcahy has a reserved suite, right next to M. Night Shyamalan.

Starring:

Close encounters of the shitty kind- Connor MacLeod

Winner of the Laziest Name Of The Year Award- General Katana

Zardoz- Ramirez

Uninteresting Love Interest- Marcus

Mark Zuckerberg- David Blake

DAMN YOU TO HELL!- Russell Mulcahy

Highlander II: The Crappining

You have to wonder, why did they kept the Highlander title in the first place if they were just going to turn it into A Princess Of Mars/Judge Dredd Crossover?