(cup of life, copa de la vida by Ricky Martin)
It will expire, once giving names.
Wizarding schools, searching for fame,
Triwizard champ, title to claim.
And if you feel the heat, you're prob'ly horntail meat,
Reach for the golden egg, gotta go and get it,
Fighting for Hogwarts pride, prize money on the side,
Rules no one will abide, so you gotta get it,
So you gotta get it [Harry: (apprehensive) Yeah?]
Do you really want it? [Harry: um...]
Here we go
Harry Krum Cedric Fleur,
Stand and wait,
Beyond the great hall door,
You'll be great,
Triwizard champions four,
I can't wait, this year won't be a bore.
Harry:
Goblet of fire,Who put me in?
Don't have a clue, how to begin,
But Hagrid says, 'yer gonna win',
Passwords 'pine fresh', I can't give in.
And as the riddle flows, prepare for grindylows,
Gotta get in lake, time go and get them,
You should have watched that stair, now here comes Filch beware,
And if he finds you there then you're gonna get it, [Harry: NO!]
You don't really want that! [Harry: (scared to death) NO!]
You don't really want that! [Harry: NO!]
Here we go,
Fleur, Harry, Cedric, Krum,
The first task
One look and I go numb
Go Potter!
Don't stand there playing dumb
A-CCI-O!
Firebolt, here we come.
ale ale, ale ale, ale ale, ale ale ale....
Hagrid: (spoken under precussion as he reads the lyrics) Ale?
Who said ale? where? where's the ale?
Here we go,
Fleur, Harry, Krum, Dig'ry
Second task
Go set the captives free
Go Potter!
A champion you will be,
Crack that egg,
and get help from Dobby
Here we go
Cedric, Krum, Fleur, Harry,
The third task,
Hedge maze tall as a tree,
Go Potter!
But the cups a portkey,
KILL THE SPARE,
A meeting with Voldie...
Author's note: Oh geez.....I've lost it. Especially with Hagrid and the ales turning to ale....but...um...it was semi funny, no? I guess you need to gyrate your hips like Ricky Martin or something to get the full effect. Er...yeeeah. I like my others better. Please review?
Disclaimer: JKR owns Harry, Krum, Cedric Diggory, Fleur...um...Filch, and Hagrid. Ricky Martin's bonbons and songs are not mine either....eh-heh