"Raise your Staff"
(Pardoy of Raise your Glass by Pink)
Right Right
Eagles in flight
We gonna lose our Ring tonight
Where did Bilbo go?
I hate the Dark Lord so much
Five AM all the orcs on us
I wish I were Elendil!
Mordor crasher
Uruk snatcher
Call me up if you were Ranger
Don't be Gimli
Just be Merry
Why so Legolas?
So raise your staff if you were Gandalf
In all the right ways
On the under-Frodo
We will never be never be
Anything Gollum
And nitty-gritty dirty little Saruman
So just come on and come on and
Raise your staff
So just come on and come on and
Raise your Staff
To me
Slam slam
Oh hot Sam
What part of Sauron don't you understand
Where'd you put my bow?
Can't stop
This quest is hard
Gonna get locked up in Isengard
Save us, Aragorn!
Mordor crasher
Uruk snatcher
Call me up if you were Ranger
Don't be Gimli
Just be Merry
Why so Legolas?
So raise your staff (staff!)
So raise your staff if you were Gandalf
In all the right ways
On the under-Frodo
We will never be never be
Anything Saruman
And nitty-gritty dirty little Gollum
Won't you come on and come on and
Raise your staff
Just come on and come on and raise your staff
To me
Look, there's the Eye
That sucks!
So if you're too school for Nazgul
And you treat like a fool (of a Took)
You can choose to let us go
We can always
We can always
Kill Sauron on our own...
So raise your staff (staff)
So raise your staff if you were Gandalf
In all the right ways
On the under-Frodo
We will never be never be
Anything Saruman
And nitty-gritty dirty little Gollum
Won't you come on and come on and
Raise your staff
Just come on and come on and
Rasie your staff
To me