{Jeremy's show takes us to a fanfic where Garfield the Cat is drawing a picture on an easel, and Leap the Frog is just standing there.}
Garfield: Oh, hi there, I'm drawing a picture of Leap!
Leap: Yeah, and I can't wait to see it! Is it almost done, Garfield?
Garfield: Oh, hold still, Leap! Don't move! Don't move! Let's see, just one more little detail, and uh... There we go! Now you can look at it, Leap. {turns the picture over to see}
Leap: Oh boy, let's take a look! Let's take a look-
Garfield: Tah-dah! {Garfield shows Leap the picture and turns away} Ha-ha.
Leap: Um, Garfield?
Garfield: Yes, Leap?
Leap: What's that I'm wearing?
Garfield: Oh, uh, that's your red jacket, Leap.
Leap: Yeah, and uh, what do the words say on my red jacket?
Garfield: Oh, that says "Leap is a Fat and Lazy Frog".
Leap: "A fat and Lazy Frog, a fat and lazy frog", Garfield, come here, and take a good look at me. {then Leap looks at Garfield}
Garfield: Yes, Leap?
{Leap starts to yell}
Leap: I AM NOT A FAT AND LAZY FROG, GARFIELD! AND I DON'T SLEEP ALL DAY AND EAT LASAGNA LIKE YOU! I'M A LEARNING FROG, A LEARNING FROG, GARFIELD!
Garfield: I know you're not a fat and lazy frog, but I'm a fat and lazy cat who eats lasagna and sleeps all day, so I wrote that on your red jacket. {laughs}
Leap: But, Garfield...
Garfield: I think it's just your best feature, Leap.
Leap: Garfield, nobody's fat and lazy like you!
Garfield: Well, not in real life, Leap, but I mean, this is art, after all...
Leap: This is art?
Garfield: So I just drew you the way my head sees you, Leap, that's all...
Leap: Wait, your head sees me with the words "Fat and Lazy Frog"?
Garfield: You-you don't like my drawing, do you, Leap?
Leap: No, no, I didn't say that, Garfield. It's just that I'm not a little surprised, is all.
Garfield: I mean, Leap, it's just that I worked so hard on it and...I really wanted you to like it but...
Leap: Oh, don't feel bad, Garfield. Look, the more I look at your drawing, the more i'm getting used to being a fat and lazy frog.
Garfield: Are you, really? Does that mean you like it, Leap?
Leap: Yes, Garfield. I like your drawing.
Garfield: I mean, you totally like it, you're not, you're just not telling me so.
Leap: Yes, I really like it.
Garfield: But I mean, really, really like it enough to hang it on the wall, Leap?
Leap: Garfield, I told you I like it! And, and we can hang it up wherever we can find a place.
Garfield: Aw, Leap, I'm so glad to hear that, cause if you liked this drawing of you with the words "Fat and Lazy Frog" you're gonna love the one...{then Garfield shows Leap another picture of him eating too much lasagna}...of you eating too much lasagna!
Leap: Wha...?
{Leap looks at the picture of him eating lasagna, then looks at the viewer, shocked.}
{Jeremy gets curious while staring at the television, seeing a picture of Leap standing there, shocked at the picture of Leap eating lasagna. But Jeremy turns off the television anyway.}