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"Ningen oaf." said Hiei. "Shorty." said Kuwabara. "Gentlemen please there is no need to argue." said Kurama. "Kurama shut the hell up this is amusing." said Yusuke. Kurama gave up. "Shut up!" screeched Koenma. "This team can't stay in a room for more than five minutes without arguing. I've decide you guys need to bond more so I'm sending the five of you on a camping trip." "You can't make us go." "Actually Hiei I can. You guys have 10 minutes to get your stuff and say your goodbyes."
withh Kurama
"Mother may I go on a camping trip with my friends?" She nodded. He went to his room and put on his sleep attire under his outfit. (His outfit is the outfit he wore while facing roto in the dark tournament) He then grabbed a back pack and put in a folded a blanket, several pairs of attire, fruit tree seeds, a comb, and a botany book. He also put a fox stuffed animal and attached a fox tail key chain to his bag.
With Kuwabara
Rushes to Genkai's with only two minutes to say good bye. "Yukina I'm leaving for a week." "Okay bye Kazuma, but why would you come all the way here to tell me?" Touya came out of the house and put an arm around Yukina. "Greetings Kuwabara what brings you here?" "I came to say good bye to Yukina because I am going on a camping trip." "Good bye Kuwabara, hope you have fun." Kuwabara ran back to spirit world. "Touya why do you think he came all the way here to say good bye to me?" "I don't know." he said as he kissed her head.
With Yusuke
"Kieko I'm leaving to go on a camping trip." "With who?" "I'm going with Hiei, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Botan." "Okay have fun Yusuke love you." "Love you too." Yusuke ran back to spirit world.
With Botan
Botan ran up to her office in spirit world. She put sleep attire on under her outfit. (Her outfit is loose jeans with a tucked in read t shirt). She then grabbed a bag and put in several outfits, a folded blanket, a brush, and the two tents Koenma gave her for the trip.
With Hiei
"Koenma, do I have to deal with the bakas for a whole week?" "Yes you do." Hiei stayed in Koenma's office waiting everyone's arrival. Kurama and Botan met outside the door. They both walked in side by side and waited for the other two. Yusuke and Kuwabara burst through the door. "Sorry I'm late Keiko's place is far." "Genkai's is farther." "You guys will be riding a bus to get to the camp site." "A bus what the hell is that?" asked Hiei. "Hiei a bus is a road vehicle designed to carry passengers to put it roughly." said Kurama. "Hn" said Hiei. The group started walking to the bus stop. "How are we going to sit on the bus?" asked Kuwabara. "Well you could sit with Yusuke and I could sit with Botan and Hiei by himself." suggested Kurama. They agreed. The group boarded the bus. They sat down and the bus was off to the campsite. "Kurama what in your bag has a tail?" asked Botan. Kurama looked at his bag to see what she was talking about. "That is just a key chain." He said smiling. After that Botan laid her head on Kurama's shoulder. She soon fell asleep. Kurama laid his head on top of hers careful not to wake her. He soon fell asleep. 'This is so boring' thought Hiei. He decided to read the groups thoughts. 'I wish I had the courage to tell her that I care a great deal for her' thought Kurama. 'I wonder if Kurama returns my feelings' thought Botan. 'I wonder why Touya had his arm wrapped around Yukina today' thought Kuwabara. 'Man I can't stand the outdoors and I forgot to bring extra clothes.' thought Yusuke. After another thirty five minutes the team arrived at the campsite. "You are going to have to wake up the kitsune and the deity." said Hiei. Yusuke and Kuwabara went over to where they were sitting. They saw Botan's head on Kurama's shoulder and Kurama's head was on top of hers. "Come on that has to be the most cliché position ever." said Yusuke. "Kuwabara I have a fun way to get them up watch and I'd step back a step." Yusuke went up to Kurama and said "Your mother died of a heart attack today" in his ear. "Mother!" Kurama woke up alarmed. Yusuke and Kuwabara start bursting out laughing. "Not funny Yusuke." "What wasn't funny?" Botan asked getting up. "Come on sleepyheads we have to get off the bus." said Kuwabara. Kurama got off the bus giving Yusuke a death glare the whole time. "Wow, fox what did the detective do to make you give him a death glare?" Yusuke whispered what happened in Hiei's ear. "Detective you should know by now not to mess with Kurama's mother." "Yusuke I could find a new use for the sinning tree." said Kurama holding a seed in between his fingers. "I'm sorry Kurama it won't happen again." said Yusuke. "So are we going to sleep on the ground?" asked Kuwabara. "No Koenma gave us two tents." said Botan. "So there is going to be three in one tent and two in the other?" asked Kuwabara. "No I'm sleeping in the trees" said Hiei
"There is going to be two per tent." "Who is sleeping with who?" asked Kuwabara. Yusuke and Kuwabara got a mind message from Hiei that said 'let the kitsuune be with the deity because he is in love with her'. "I'm wiith Urameshi" said Kuwabara. "I guess that means you and I are sharing a tent. Is that okay?" asked Kurama. "It is fine Kurama" The group each sat up their tents. "This is impossible." whined Yusuke. They both looked at Kurama and Botan who had theirs set up. "Let me do it" said Hiei. Yusuke and Kuwabara walked over to Kurama and Botan. "Kurama what in your bag has a tail?" asked Yusuke. "It is a key chain." said Botan. "There baka the tent is setup." "It is dark out should we be getting sleep?" asked Kuwabara. "Yeah, Kurama what do we do if we didn't bring spare clothes?" "Kuwabara you didn't bring extra attire?" "I didn't either" said Yusuke. "Then you guys can't change your attire if you don't have any to change in to." "Kurama did you bring clothes?" Kurama nodded and showed them his bag. "Kurama your bag has a tail like a kitty" said Kuwabara. "Actually Kuwabara it is a fox tail." "So wait since I didn't bring clothes I'm wearing this same set of clothes for seven days?" asked Yusuke. "And six nights." added Kurama. Kuwabara and Yusuke sighed and walked to their tent. "Night" they called. "Night" called Botan and Kurama. "Night Hiei" Kurama said. "Hn". Kurama walked into his tent. Botan was laying down a blanket on the floor of the tent. "I have a blanket to go on top of us." said Kurama. He pulled out a fox blanket from his bag and handed it to her. While he took out the blanket he grabbed his stuffed fox. Botan had fixed the pallet on the floor. She looked over at him and saw a stuffed white fox with black ears. "Kurama, why are you holding a fox?" "He is my stuffed fox given to me by my stepfather." "Why did he give you a fox?" "He asked me if I had an inner animal what would it be and I said fox so he got me one." He sat yoko down on the pallet and went to the corner of the tent. Kurama started digging a little hole. He went back to his bag and grabbed a vial of seeds. "Kurama what are you doing?" "I'm planting a fruit tree for food." He put a seed in the ground and fed it with energy. The tree sprouted and grew apples. He handed one to Botan. "Here try it." She bit into the apple. She nodded with approval. Kurama ate one himself. "Don't tell the others about my fruit trees yet." She nodded. "I'm going to change into my night clothes." said Botan. "Okay I'll just go outside." said Kurama. "You can stay I am already wearing my night clothes under my regular clothes." She took off her shirt to show a grey t shirt and she removed her pants to show black baggy shorts. "Okay, I also wore my night attire under my regular attire." He unzipped his jacket to show a white t shirt with a rose on it and removed his pants to show yellow pants with orange foxes on them. He picked up yoko and went underneath the covers. Botan got under the covers and used Kurama as a pillow. He wrapped an arm around her. They both fell asleep quickly.
CHIRP! Hiei cut the bird in half. Hiei jumped down from the tree. "Hey should we wake up Kurama and Botan now?" Hiei nodded. Yusuke opened the tent door to see them cuddled up. "I'll wake Kurama up." said Yusuke. "Kurama your mother got beat up by your stepfather." "Where is he I'll kill him." said Kurama jerking up from his slumber. "Yusuke that is not funny." "Itoshii who are you going to kill." She said sleepily still having her head on his chest. "Kurama did she just call you darling?" asked a smirking Yusuke. "Okimasu Botan." said Kurama. Botan's eyes opened and she saw everyone. "Why is everyone in our tent?" "I think the better question is why you are calling fox boy darling." said a smirking Yusuke. "Kitsune what are you holding in your hand?" asked Hiei. Everyone looked at the fox toy in his hand. "That is Yoko." said Kurama. "Hey Kurama I have a better question, why didn't you come out of your tent last night?" asked Kuwabara. "What do you mean, I'm not supposed to leave I sleep here." said a very puzzled Kurama. 'I mean, you're wearing different clothes then you did last night and so is she but neither of you left the tent." "Yeah fox boy how did you change." said a still smirking Yusuke. "I wear my sleep attire under my regular attire. So does Botan all I had to do is unzip my jacket and take off my pants to be wearing my sleep attire." explained Kurama. Yusuke had a blank look on his face. Kurama stood up and got a rose from his hair. "Detective he is still mad about the wakeup call." Yusuke took off running but it was too late. "Rose whip." Yusuke was all tied up; his hands were tied together and to his feet. Kurama started walking back to his tent. "Fox boy can you untie me?" Kurama walked straight into his tent ignoring Yusuke's pleas. He walked over to his fruit tree and picked four apples. He handed one to Botan, one to Hiei, and one to Kuwabara. He kept one himself. "Kurama where did you get the fruit?" asked Kuwabara. Kurama opened his tent to show six fruit trees in the back. "Fox boy can I have some fruit?" "Well I was told by my mother not to give to a person who is cruel. The joke today was quite cruel." said Kurama. "Fox boy I'm sorry." "Okay I'll give you a piece of fruit." Kurama goes inside the tent. He comes out and throws a casuarina at Yusuke. (A casuarina is an extremely spiky fruit that can stick in skin.) "What did you throw at the detective?" "I threw a casarina." Kuwabara had a blank look on his face. "It is fruit that can pierce skin." "OW! OW! OW! ! Kurama get it off! GET IT OFF!" The rose whip disappeared. "There I got it off." "I think he meant the fruit." "I know what he meant Kuwabara." Yusuke reached for the fruit. Yusuke's hand got stuck in the fruit. "OW! !" Kurama got his rose whip. "Rose whip" The whip wrapped around the fruit and pulled it off. " Kurama I need some pain killing plants." Kurama pulled leaves out of his pocket and chewed them up. "Hiei I need firewood." Hiei pointed to the pile of wood next to a fire. "I made it while they were getting you two up." Kurama put the paste in a bowl and cooked it. "Here Yusuke eat this." Yusuke ate the leaf paste. Kurama went back into his tent as Botan was walking out. They collided and she fell forward on top of him. She fell forward and fell on to his chest. "Oh sorry Kurama I'll watch where I'm going." "It was completely my fault." He walked right into the tent and got dressed for day one.