This was orinigally suppost to be a comic, but neither of us can draw. Anyway how we hope it makes you laugh.
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto, if we did we won't be writing fanfics.
Kiba was taking Akamaru on a walk. Unfortunately for him, his ears heard arguing.
"Foxes are better! Believe it!!!"
He walked over to the source of the voice, the loud mouth Naruto. Naruto was apparently having an argument with scary redhead sand ninja.
"Raccoons are the best", Gaara said emotionlessly. Kiba was surprised he'd even argue over favorite animals…
"Foxes!!"
"Raccoons."
"Foxes!!!"
"Raccoons."
"Foxes!!!!"
"Raccoons."
"Both foxes and raccoons are pathetic scavengers. Dogs are the best!
Naruto and Gaara turned to Kiba glaring evilly with inhuman eyes.
CENSORED FOR EXTREME VIOLENCE
"What happened to you, Kiba?" the fifth Hokage asked while healing the half dead ninja, whom his teammates found dumped on the side of the road.
"Scavengers aren't pathetic."