I don't own Kingdom Hearts. But I DO own the plot and the stupidness.
KI: And the crack she wuz on...
Long ago, there was a castle. In the castle was a group of people. They were all different, but all went for the same cause. All but one. A traitor.
But we're not talking about that traitor. NO. We're talking about the CASTLE.
They say that there was a boy, with his two companions, that searched the castle to look for something lost. Along the way, they met up with the owners of the castle. They took them down, one by one. The three were then put into a deep sleep. This sleep would take a year's time.
But we're not talking about the sleep, boy, or his friends. NO. We're talking about the CASTLE.
Then, another boy came in not to shortly after. He defeated the remaining owners of the castle, plus an extra man. The boy found the first boy, but the first boy was in sleep. So, the second boy went out to help his friend.
But we're not talking about the boy who set out to help. NO. We're talking about the CASTLE.
Geeze.
They say to find the castle, you must go down the never ending road. Then, you must cut off from it. In the night, the ghost of the hooded figure will lead you down to a cross in the road. If you pay attention to him, he will reveal the correct path. Follow the path long enough to find the castle.
But we're not talking about how to get there. NO. We're talking about the CASTLE.
How many times must I repeat myself?
Ah, HERE we go!
They say that as you go up the stairs, you will find certain rooms:
One has darkness. A dark arura fills this room.
You will find one that seems to mimic you. It contains mirrors. If you look hard enough, you could see a faint image of a sword that looks like a dragon's wing.
One is overcome by the earth. Rocks fill this room. You will find a claymore sitting next to a cliff. It is the shape of a sword, but the end is like a hammer. On the bottom of the flat side is an 'x'.
There is one that is constantly snowing. You will find ice everywhere, and incased in one of these ice pieces is a blue shield with five spikes at the top.
Another room is made up of fire that endlessly burns. In the heart of one of these flames, you will find two chicaras. They are red and white and contain eight spikes on each.
One floor has static everywhere. Electricity bounces to-and-fro. There is a ball of electric energy that has six kuni. They are yellow and seem to create the energy.
At the very top, you will find a room that is empty except for a single black cloak. It also has a door to the north, and west.
In the door to the west, there is a white room that has coloring tools and notebooks. Look in the notebooks and you will find drawings of kids, but there is one kid that constantly shows up.
Go out the door and through the north door.
In the north door, you will find a cherry tree. It seems to have endless blossoms, even though they fall constantly. Next to the tree is a sythe that has a green bottom and a pink blade.
They say that if you go to the tree and look very closely, you will see the engraving of a face. Don't blink. If you don't, it seems to be singing.
They say that if you strain your ears, you can hear something that sounds faintly like singing.
Listen.
If you do,
You'll notice how the song sounds like,
"I Feel Pretty".
No, I WASN'T on ANYTHING when I wrote this!
MD: Suuuuuuuuure...
KI: And I'm da King of England.
HEY! That's MY line! Anyway.I wuz cleaning my room, and I just suddenly got the idea for it! O.O Spooky... Oh, FYI people, I don't want flames. Well, only little ones.
Let me refrase that.
I don't want any big flames. Just nice reviews and small flames.
Wait.
AUGH!
Just review. T.T