(A/N)
Noticed I've been writing plenty of oneshots lately. Uh well. I was laughing like crazy when I saw this video on Youtube.
It was a hot day. Ash Ketchum was dismissed from High School, and walked down the street. Suddenly, five people wearing weird suits jumped out.
"Stop there Satoshi Ketchum!" one of the weird guys cried out. "Who are you…" Ash said in a bored tone. "We are the Earth Defender Freshmen!" the five 'freshmen' did a battle pose.
"We're out to stop your mission from destroying the Earth!" Red Freshman shouted. "Destroying the Earth?" Ash said lamely.
"Do you wish for world peace?" Yellow Freshman asked. Ash didn't know how to answer. "You don't, do you!" Blue Freshman shouted in reply.
"Then you're obviously intending to destroy the world!" Red Freshman lunged forward and jumped into the air, trying to land a kick at Ash. But he neatly missed a foot above his head and fell into the garbage dump. Ash was just standing there, stunned.
"You are pretty tough!" Blue Freshman said. "But I didn't do anything." Ash mumbled. "Green Freshman, Yellow Freshman, go!" Blue Freshman yelled, ignoring Ash's protests.
The two 'freshmen' kicked Ash the same way Red Freshman did, but they neatly missed and fell into the garbage truck waiting to be carried away.
"How dare you! Take this! Hurricane Water Attack!" Blue Freshman's palm opened and blue weird circles came out. It went as slow as a snail crawling over.
Ash didn't duck. He slightly moved his head, and the circles totally missed him. "That's too slow." Ash sneered. "Time to use Rolling Bomber!" Red Freshman called, and all the freshmen appeared out of nowhere.
A gun appeared out of thin air and dropped into their hands. "Rolling Bomber!" they yelled, and a magnificent beam came out of the big gun. Unfortunately, the beam was only able to reach out a few centimeters. It didn't hit Ash at all.
"Try harder." Ash taunted. A strong wind blew and a plastic bag Ash was holding flew away and neatly placed itself on Pink Freshman's head. "Argh!" Pink Freshman went flying. She fell back into the same rubbish dump Red Freshman had fallen into.
"She got injured by a plastic bag?" Ash arched an eyebrow. "You guys suck."
"Red Freshman, our teleport gate will close in ten seconds!" Yellow Freshman warned. "Oh shit. We have to let this guy go then. We'll come back, Satoshi Ketchum!" Red Freshman warned, and then screamed at the top of his lungs, "Prism Gate!"
With a flash, the weird freshmen disappeared.
At the Ketchum Residence
It was so quiet. The only sound that was heard was a drop of water. Suddenly, an arrow engulfed in flames shot at Ash and he ducked. The arrow pierced at the wall. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Ash screamed in fright.
Ash unfolded the letter that was folded neatly on the arrow.
"Satoshi Ketchum! Open your door now!" screamed the letter.
Curious, Ash went to the door and flung it open. A giant Red Freshman face was glaring back at him. He slammed the door quickly.
"What the hell they can change their sizes too?!" Ash yelled.
The next few months, Ash was attacked by the Freshmen. He tried to tell them they were making a mistake, but all they could do was enlarge their heads.
So this continued for a year until Ash killed the Freshmen.
BLOODILY.
BADLY.
WITHOUT MERCY.
END OF… BEEP.. BEEP… GAMEBOY BATTERY LOW
"What the I still haven't killed the Red Freshman!" I groaned, and pressed the A button quickly. Ash threw a Pokeball at the howling red man, and he flew away to New York.
Next Round!
Blue Freshman VS. Ash Ketchum
BEEP BEEP NO MORE BATTERY
(A/N) Weird ending huh… I thought it was weird too.