"Hello. This is Kingsley Shacklebolt. The Wizarding Network is down, and we are trying to fix it, but it evades Reparo charms. Until then, we are using the Muggle Network, which has been accessed through the magic here. Please Enjoy."
Hermione opened her laptop and sipped some coffee after hearing the announcement via Speaker, which was kinda like a Howler, but quieter.
"Mommy?"
Hermione turned to Rose, her small red head bobbing up to her mother.
"Yes, honey?"
"Is everything all right? Wasn't that Kingsley?"
"Yes, honey. It was just an announcement saying that we're using the Muggle Networks."
"Can I see? Cousin Teddy said there was this cool website called ."
Hermione typed it up and clicked. "Oh look! There's some about Uncle Harry's story!"
Hermione searched 'Hermione' and clicked on the first to come up. "I'm dead!?"
"Wha-what?" Rose screeched in fear.
"No, Rose, honey, I'm fine. I meant time for bed! For you."
Hermione settled back at her desk. "Let's just see here."
"Hermione Shippings... hmm... DRACO AND HERMIONE!? WHAT!? NO! HERMIONE/SNAPE!? WHAT KIND OF WORLD IIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS THIS!? HERMIONE-FRED!? Well... actually, not as bad. But I never loved him... like that... Finally. I am being shipped with my husband. Ron x Hermione. But wait- what's this? REMUS AND HERMIONE! BLEEEEEEEH..."
She shook her head and made to close it, but then ripped it open to see more.
"Harry? Draco? Sirius? Luna?! Voldemort!?" What kind of sick world is this!?- oh! The clock!" She whipped her head to the magical clock with four hands just in time to see the 'Ron' hand mve to 'home' as a twist of light flashed through the air, revealing a just-apparated Ron. Hermione ran to hug him. She pulled away to look at him, then kissed him.
"What's up, 'Mione?"
"I- nothing. I'm just oi glad you're my husband."
Ron smiled. "Rose and Hugo in bed?"
"Of course."
They smiled and kissed again, a sweet moment that seemed to stretch into eternity as they remembered... remembered those days under the sun on their honeymoon on the beach...
