(Hide all purpose detergent commercial---The Shirt)
Linc: (Tugs on his shirt, but it refuses to budge due to the industrial strength buttons and the massive amounts of super glue and invisible tape the network has applied to deny women of all race and age the sight of his manly chest.) "Veronica! Help"!
Veronica: (Runs into the kitchen, eyes wide with worry. She is envisioning her beloved in danger and not the danger of manly odor from lack of proper hygiene due to an un-removable shirt. "Oh, thank goodness you're all right"! (She hugs him, but then backs off at the odor holding her nose). "What's up with the smell? What this shirt needs is Hide all purpose"!(A sparkle emits from V's endorsed smile).
Linc: "I know! I can't get this shirt off! I've tried everything, V"!
Veronica: "Did you try slipping it off over your head"? (She begins to tug it up)
"Lift up your arms, Linc"! (She gets a whiff of him once his arms are raised). "Scratch that! Come on"! (She grabs the all purpose Hide detergent and pushes Linc out the door).
Linc: "Where are we going, V"?
Veronica: "You'll see stinky"!
Linc: "What did you call me"?
Veronica: "Um…well"… (Turns hose on full blast and aims it at him, making the stubborn shirt adhere to his manly chest; making him look like he has two eraser heads hiding in there).
Linc: (Screams like a little girl and tries to run from the hose).
Veronica: (Dumps Hide all purpose on him with a little extra in the armpit area) "Rub it in now, Linc"!
Linc: (Looks at her like she has lost all of her marbles, but begins to lather himself and the shirt with Hide all purpose) "Couldn't we have done this in the shower, V…A nice 'hot' shower"?
Veronica: "Yeah, but how much fun would 'that' be"? (Big smile on V's face).
Linc: (Glares at her as she laughingly begins the rinse cycle) "Ahhhh…its cold"!
Veronica: "Oh, suck it up big guy"!
Linc: "If I didn't know better I would think you were mad at me V"!
Veronica: "Oh, you would know it if I were mad at you. If I were mad at you I would have brought out the Hide with bleach"!
Linc: "Your mean, V"!
Veronica: (Turns off hose) "Oh, buck up, Mister!"(Turns to the camera) "See how much fun Hide all purpose can be? So Ladies, if your husband is the victim of a cruel, merciless joke, or in this case a network who simply refuses to give into the demands of thousands of lady viewers, Hide all purpose can help"!
(She takes a big whiff of Linc's armpits…fades out on V's smiling face).