"Well here we are. Amsterdam." Kyle announced.
"…Yeah so?" asked Lola.
"So what?" asked the oblivious Jew.
"So why did you point out the most obvious thing in the world? Do you think we're retards? Everyone knows we're in Amsterdam so there's no need to state it."Craig said while flipping Kyle off.
"…I say chaps, where is-"
"Shut up Pip you British asshole!" snapped Cartman angrily.
"Huhuhuhu. Yeah! Being British is gay!" said Bill Allen.
"Yeah! Huhuhuhu! Totally gay!" parroted Fosse Mc Donald.
"So where do you think baggage claim is?" asked Bebe.
"Argh! They've probably been looking through our belongings!" blurted out Tweek.
Bebe raised an eyebrow "Who's they?"
"They! They're bastards!" shouted Tweek.
"Chap's I do belie-" started the Brit.
"Shut up Pip!" snapped Stan.
"What kind of a name is Pip anyway?" asked Jimmy who was not trying to be rude but was curious.
"Well I would prefer to be called Phillip but everyone calls me Pip because they hate me…"
"C'mon let's get our baggage." Stan said. The rest of the fourth graders followed Stan to the conveyor belts with their luggage. Almost nobody noticed someone important was missing.
"Um, chaps?"
"Not now Pip." snarled Stan.
"But our teachers not here."
"….What?" asked Kyle.
Pip looked around nervously. The entire class was staring at him.
"Mr. Garrison isn't here." Pip repeated.
"Goddamnit Pip! Why didn't you tell us earlier!" demanded Cartman.
"I tried to tell you when we were boarding the plane in Colorado but-"
SMACK!
"Stupid French loser…" muttered Cartman as all the fourth graders walked away. Pip got up rubbed his acing cheek and followed the others. Token stuck out his leg and tripped the Brit and Kevin Stoley spat on him.
"So wait, we can still get home right?...right?" asked Bebe a little desperately.
Wendy sighed "Mrs Garrison had the tickets."
"I wonder where he is?" asked Esther.
"He's probably gotten on the wrong plane and is now in Arabia singing about Christianity to Muslims." said Red.
At the Hilton airport…
"Aw this is bull crap!" shouted Mrs Garrison.
"Settle down ma'am." Instructed the security guard (the same one from "Fingerbang", "The Stick of Truth" and "Cartmanland").
"All I did was bring some toothpaste with me! How is toothpaste a threat?" the shemale asked. "I'm supposed to be in Amsterdam with- OH SHIT! Please sir you gotta let me go!"
"Ma'am step away from the door and sit back down."
Mrs Garrison tried to look as seductive and sexy as possible.
"But I have to go. I'll do anything if you let me go… anything."
The guard sprayed the teacher in the face with a very potent mace.
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say-"
"OW GODDAMNIT THIS FUCKING HURTS!"
Back in Amsterdam…
"Stan you're being so immatu-"
"FUCKING BITCH!"
"Don't call me a bitch you ass-licking-"
"Whore!"
Wendy and Stan were fighting. They had barely spoken after the break up but when they did acknowledge one another they made rude gestures or swore at one another. The rest of the fourth graders looked bored. Even Lizzy (the girl in the pink hood who got abducted by a bear) who loved violence and swearing was bored. Most of the girls sat around discussing lists and plotting schemes.
Kevin, Red, Terrance, Bill, Fosse, Esther and Bradley were playing Mario Kart on their Nintendo's, Tweek was drinking coffee and sat beside Craig who was flipping off random people, Clyde sat asleep with a playboy on his lap, beside them and Token had his laptop out and was watching Tyler Perry on Netflix.
Timmy and Jimmy were working on a comedy routine, Dogpoo, Jason, Francis, Leroy, Mark, Gary and several other fourth grade boys were playing card games. Meanwhile Kenny was reading a porn magazine, Kyle was spinning a dreidel and humming a familiar song and Cartman and Butters were trying to interrogate some Chinese people. And everyone else was spitting on Pip.
Clyde felt someone nudge him awake. It was Craig.
"Dude you hungry?"
"What kind of question is that? Of course I'm hungry I just travelled to a different continent so of course I worked up an appetite."
"Yeah well we're going to look for somewhere to eat."
"Did you ask Stan?" asked Clyde.
"He's not the boss of me! Besides he's kinda busy." Craig flipped off both Stan and Wendy although neither noticed.
A few seconds after Craig's gang left some security guards came over and told the remaining kids they needed to leave because they were causing a scene. The kids reluctantly left and once outside the airport they pondered what to do.
"So… what now?" asked Sally.
"What if we get mugged?" asked Millie.
"Or raped!" added Annie.
"Never fear! Mintberry Crunch is here! Bringing you the satisfying taste of-"
"Shut up retard!" snapped half the class. This was not the time for Bradley's superhero antics.
"I wanna go shopping." Stated Lola and there was a chorus of agreements from the girls.
"I don't think that's wise." Stan said.
Wendy glared at him. "Well y'know what? No one cares! So screw you Stan! I'm going shopping."
The girls all started to walk away and Stan sighed. He had a feeling things could get pretty bad if the entire class were allowed run around unsupervised.
And so here's a shitty story about the kids running around Amsterdam based on a commercial I saw. Congratulations on reading this, you have just wasted four and a half minutes of your life and you won't be getting them back. This is based around season 9 or 10 when Garrison was a woman and Wendy and Stan broke up. I hope you enjoyed the first chap and hope that you might stick around for more.
Anyway I'm hoping to make all the chapters of this story three or four pages long because all of my other fanfics are short and in my opinion kinda crappy. But hey at least I try to write proper stories not just homo sex between teenagers!
P.S I know Bradley wasn't revealed to have superpowers during this season this fic is based around but all the kids know about his super powers except none of them believe him except for Kevin, Esther and all his other close friends.