Popo and Nana yawned as they looked at each other.
"Hi," Popo remarked.
"Hi," Nana replied.
They had sex.
The End
"That's a terrible way to start a story," Robert remarked as he loomed over Raymond.
"Well, how do you propose to improve on it?" Ray asked as he folded his arms.
Robert shrugged. "Simple. We use your imaginations."
"How is that going to-" Before Ray could finish his sentence, a huge abundance of snow entered the Raymond household, overflowing with nothing but snow as Ray and Robert were buried underneath it.
"Hello? Sir, are you okay?" Asked a voice.
Raymond groaned as he woke up, although he would be shocked to see that he was feeling much smaller than usual. When he got up, he saw Popo and Nana, the famed Ice Climbers themselves.
"What's going on?" Ray asked as he glanced down, gasping to see that he was wearing a yellow parka, glancing at the frozen puddle nearby to see his reflection, to see that he was... an Ice Climber. "Oh dear god!"
"Hey, this isn't so bad." Robert replied as he was an Ice Climber too, being a bit pudgier and wearing a green parka instead as he was smacking several weird white feathered Topis with his wooden mallet.