Howdy! So, after many hours of boredom, I decided to do this... This chapter took forever due to the fact that I had to put in the details of what the character looks like, and introduce them, and add scenes + dialogue... Also, I own nothing. If I owned Total Drama, I'd have better things to do... So without further ado,
"Beasts- I mean children." -Chris
Episode 1, Part 1
Chris stood. On the ground. He stood (on the ground) next to chef, who was holding a giant spatula for apparent reason.
Chris took a deep breath and yelled, "WELCOME TO THE VERY FIRST EP-"
"You don't have to yell..." Chef said quietly while whacking Chris, making the host rub his head.
"Whatever. As I was saying, before you very so rudely interrupted me," Chris said as Chef let out a sigh. "Welcome to the very first episode of this season of Total Drama! This season we decided to do something different; instead of teens, we got children from the age groups of 11-14! Enough said, que theme song!"
~*"I Wanna Be Famous"*~
"Welcome back! As you can see, we have relocated and are now next to the Total Drama Jumbo Jet!" Chris stated. "Since the ratings of Total Drama World Tour were so high, were doing it again! So, why don't we meet the contestants of Total Drama World Tour 2!
Suddenly, a kid dropped from the sky. "What is it with you and dropping kids from the sky!" The kid questioned. He looked about 12, and he had short dark chocolate colored hair and had blue eyes and wore a green sweatshirt, a blue and white striped shirt, jeans, green converse shoes, and rectangular glasses. "Ugh it smells here."
"Wow, great first impression, Evan, you're lucky this isn't live television." Chris said flatly as Evan walked over to the jet.
Just then, two kids dropped almost on top of Chris. "Hey! WATCH THE HAIR!" snapped Chris loudly.
"Sorry..." A brunette girl said quietly. She wore a plain purple top, short-shorts, purple converse and had straight, brown hair. She looked about 11.
"Yea," laughed the boy who didn't land near Chris's hair, saving him from the loud yelling. "Watch it!" He exclaimed as he pushed the girl. He was wearing a gray sweatshirt, brown shorts, gray sneakers and had short blonde hair. He was 14.
"Terrell, save the bullying for the jet, and Andi," he said sternly, pointing at the brunette girl. "Go before I eliminate you."
Andi quickly went over to Evan while two three more kids came down.
"Hello, Addison, Cameron, and Andrew! I'm glad you didn't touch my hair..." Chris stated while glaring at Andi.
"I'm not even gonna ask..." Andrew muttered with a sigh. Andrew had dirty blonde hair and wore a blue polo shirt, brown cargo pants, and blue sneakers. He looked 12.
Addison was making hand gestures at Andi, and vice versa.
"What are you doing?" Cameron asked in confusion. He had brown buzz-cut hair. He wore a red soccer jersey with the number "24" on the back, black soccer shorts, and black tennis shoes. He was 13.
"Oh, we were just talking in sign language," Addison replied. She had curly blonde hair that was in a ponytail. She wore a white top, red cardigan, jeans, and red sneakers. She was 11.
"How did you know she knows it?"
"I met her before I fell from the sky." After saying this, Addison pondered. "I never thought I'd say that..."
Directly after, two more kids came down.
"Meet Blaine and Cecilia!" Chris said while doing jazz hands and spraying hairspray for extra "jazziness".
"Hi..." Cecilia muttered shyly. She had long, straight black hair and wore a white hat, a white sweater, a white skirt, black leggings, and white converse shoes. She was 14.
"Hey guys!" Blaine enthusiastically said. He wore a white unzipped jacket with a rainbow assortment of paint splatters (oddly enough, all the paint splatters were symmetrical on each side) on it, a black shirt underneath, a backwards white hat, dark blue jeans, black converse shoes and had short light brown hair. He looked about 13 and was holding some paint brushes.
They both walked to the other contestants as three more kids fell from the sky.
"Chris, did you know that once I dipped my homework in a toilet and ate it?" Asked a kid who had short brown hair and wore a green longsleeve shirt that had multiple pizza stains, jeans, and green sneakers. He was 11.
"No, and personally, I didn't want to know either, Jared..." Chris answered, clearly disgusted.
"It tasted like cupcakes!" Responded Jared happily.
"OMG you look so disgusting... Ew you should bow down to me, peasant..." A long brown haired girl said with disgust. She wore a very poofy pink dress, a pink tiara, and pink ballet flats. She looked about 13.
Suddenly, a girl who had short blonde hair and wore a black sweatshirt, gray sweatpants, and black tennis shoes let out an incredibly evil laugh while stabbing a block of butter with a plastic knife. "DIEEE YOU %BLEEP%" She said.
Everyone's eyes widened as Chris said, "Hannah, watch your language, this show is supposed to be aimed at a younger audience..."
As Hannah, Sara, and Jared walked to the other kids, a few more fell from the sky.
"THATWASFUNOMGIWANNADOTHATAGAINANYONEHAVEANYCOFFEEIREALLYWANTSOMECOFFEEALLIEATISCOFFEITTASTESGOODALMOSTASGOODASCANDYOMGILIKECANDYALSO!" Exclaimed a boy who looked about 12, had short black hair, and wore a white shirt with coffee stains, brown shorts, and white canvas shoes.
"Kyler... Calm down..." Chris said, trying to calm the boy.
"HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEIWILLNEVERCALMDOWN!"
Then, a girl who was 12 and had strawberry blonde hair who wore a zipped teal jacket, a white skirt, and white sneakers suggested quietly, "Maybe if we give him candy he'll-"
"Whatever, you smell..." Snootily Commented a girl who had chestnut shoulder length hair and wore a pink shirt, a jean jacket, a pink skirt, and blue converse shoes. she was about 11.
"Jasmine! You better not be talking about me!" Chris exclaimed.
"Ugh Chris move! I wasn't talking about you! And stop hogging my screen time!" Jasmine replied angrily.
Chris coughed and said, "YOUR screen time!? Um, who exactly is the amazingly handsome host!? ME! YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY THAT YOU EVEN GET SCREEN TIME!" Chef then pushed Jasmine away.
"Oh, and Kendal," Chris said while pointing to the girl with strawberry blonde hair. "You can go stand with the other kids." As Kendal began to awkwardly shuffle to the other kids, more came down.
"Hey, I'm Quentin." Said a boy who had short black hair and wore a red shirt, white shorts, and red tennis shoes. He was 11.
A girl who was 13 and had long black hair and wore a blue hat, a dark blue top, short-shorts, and white sneakers quietly said, "Hi... I'm Paulina.."
"Nice to meet y'all, I'm Wally!" Kindly yelled a boy who had short brown hair and wore a white cowboy hat, a white shirt, jeans, and blue sneakers. He looked 12.
"Alright kids, go over to the other beasts- I mean children." Chris said while pointing to the other "beasts".
More kids fell from the sky, and one who was 11 and had light brown hair and wore a black jersey, jeans, and black sneakers asked, "Is toilet water edible?"
"Yes, but I don't think you should drink it, Roman." Chris advised.
Jared quickly pulled the Roman over and they emerged into a deep conversation about toilets and other gross things.
"I hope that they drink it before they go number twoooooo." sang a girl who looked about 12 and had short brown hair, and wore a pink shirt with a lot of sequins, jeans, and pink sneakers.
"Save your singing for the bell, Rachel" Chris said.
"Fineeeee." Sang Rachel.
"I SAID ZIP IT!" Yelled Chris angrily. "I'm in a bad mood!"
"Chris?" Asked a boy who was 11 and had short blonde hair and wore rectangular glasses, a navy blue sweatjacket, brown shorts, and blue sneakers.
"What, Samuel." Snapped Chris.
"Do you have acousticophobia?" Questioned Samuel.
"I have no idea what that is..." Chris answered, confused.
"Its fear of noise!" Chimed Andi.
"What kinda freak is afraid of noise!?" Terrell asked.
"Ugh, nevermind." Samuel muttered.
"Whats going on?" Asked a kid who just dropped down. He was 12, had neat brown hair, and wore a green shirt with a video game controller on it, a black jacket, black jeans, and green sneakers.
"Nothing, Zavier..." Chris answered with a sigh.
"Hey, Chris!" Yelled a girl who was wearing a pale yellow shirt with the outline of a potato (?) on it, short-shorts, and bright yellow sneakers. She had long blonde hair and was 11.
"Oh hey Taylor!" Chris exclaimed. "Welcome!"
"What's on your shirt, freak?" Terrell laughed. "Is it a potato?"
"Actually it's a lima bean..." Taylor answered.
"Whats a lima bean?" Roman asked.
"Enough bean talk! Let's welcome our last contestant, Talia!"
"Hi!" yelled Talia. She wore a neon green shirt, gray shorts, and neon green tennis shoes. She was 13 and had short black hair.
"Well, now that everyone is here, let's get on the jet and begin our tour."
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Chris: This is the confessional! Share yo business with the toilet and the camera! *Chris waves at the camera*
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"Welcome to the mess hall..." Greeted Chef Hatchet.
"You'll be eating meals here, with our new, gourmet kitchen supplies!" Chris exclaimed.
"Thank god for the new supplies..." Sighed Evan.
"Lets hope they have nice bathrooms," said Addison. "I get airsick..."
"Hopefully the toilets have tasty toilet water too!" Exclaimed Jared.
"Yea!" Agreed Roman.
"This is first class," Chris explained while the kids gasped in awe. "I'm not gonna show you loser class; do you really wanna see that torture chamber? Oh and second place gets to stay in somewhere special..." Chris opened a door. "The mess hall!"
"Why the mess hall..." Talia asked.
"Dunno, budget cuts." Chris replied. "Anyways, you guys can sit in the mess hall while we reach our first destination."
Samuel, Andi, and Zavier all sat at a table.
"Hey, watcha reading, Andi?" Asked Samuel.
"The dictionary." Answered Andi. This made Zavier's eyes widen. "It's actually my favorite book."
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Andi: It's my third time reading it... I brought it here hoping to read it a couple more times. I also brought a thesaurus! *Andi pulls the thesaurus out and grins*
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"You must be crazy." Zavier said very seriously.
"Well," Andi laughed, "I don't have many friends so I habitually don't have much to do."
"Well I can see that all the reading has widened your vocabulary..." Samuel pointed out.
"I only said 'habitually' because it's the word I just passed..." Andi said.
"Oh..." Samuel muttered.
Sara sat at a table alone. "Ew, look at all these peasants..." She said. "So dirty!"
"Can I sit here..." Asked Cameron.
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Sara: Ew.
Cameron: I hate Sara sooo very much, so I plan to get rid of her. And, she seems to be an easy target... All I gotta do is expose her to the dirt and "peasants". *Cameron grins*
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"Fine, but don't get your peasant germs on me!" snapped Sara, while backing away.
Terrell walked by and then dumped a bottle of maple syrup on her, attracting Jared, who started to lick the syrup off of her.
"Yum!" Jared exclaimed happily.
"Attention maggots! Report to the cargo hold in 3 minutes!" Chef yelled through the speaker.
"Ugh what does he want now..." Quentin said with a sigh, as he began to walk to the cargo hold.
"Yo whaddup playassss" Chris said while making strange motions with his hands.
"Chris..." Evan sighed. "You're like 47, stop trying to act cool. Nobody even says 'whaddup' and 'playas'..."
"I am not 47! I'm like 26!" Chris exclaimed.
They all let out a big sigh, Chef the loudest.
"Anyways, seeya later alligator!" Chris said.
Evan let out another sigh and pointed out, "Nobody says that ei-" but, he didn't get to finish because Chris pushed a button, causing them to all fall off the blimp.
Ding!
"Im sure y'all know what that means!" Chris yelled. "Make it a good song! And remember! Ya get the boot if ya don't sing!"
Song #1, "Welcome Aboard" it's a happier song with a slow-ish pace, but it builds up in the chorus.
Evan: Chris, we really hate you
Jared: Have you tried eatin poo?
Sara: Get away from me, you peasant
Quentin: Stop being so unpleasant!
Wally: I advise y'all to be wise...
Addison: I could go for some pies...
Andi: Pies...
Hannah: Pies...
Roman: Yum! Pies!
All: Welcome aboard!
Talia: Come see what we've got stored!
All: Welcome aboard!
Terrell: I'll choke you with cardboard!
All: Welcome aboard...
Kendall: I think I'm gonna be sick...
Zavier: Get me out of here, quick!
Kyler: Would someone get me some coffee!
Andrew: My favorite ice cream is toffee?
Jasmine: Your shirt is so last-year!
Oscar: Go take a look in the mirror...
Andi: Mirror...
Hannah: Mirror...
Roman: What's a Mirror?
All: Welcome aboard!
Sara: My feet are tired...
All: Welcome aboard!
Paulina: My teeth are wired!
Roman: What!?
Blaine: She meant she has...
Rachel: Braces!
As the song ended and their feet touched the ground, (after falling from the jet) Rachel did jazz hands.
"Meh," Chris said. "That was okay."
Yay! This is only part 1, so stay tuned for part 2! Review please!