I was on Facebook when I saw an advert for a chatting website. It seemed fun, so a few Autobots and I agreed to make accounts and meet at 6 o'clock. As soon as I got home, I ran up to my room and plopped down in front of my laptop. I hit the power button. The computer started to warm up. I turned my head to glance at my digital clock. It read 6:58pm. I got excited as I quickly punched in the web address. The page loaded. The second the log-in bar was up I typed in my username and password. The list of rooms opened up. I clicked the "create chatroom" button and typed in the pre-designated name. "Autobots Only"

TehWeirdo231 signed in

VerticallyChallenged signed in

TehWeirdo231 Who's this?

VerticallyChallenged Bumblebee.

TehWeirdo231 Why am I not surprised? Nice username XD

VerticallyChallenged I thought so x)

KingOfTheSky228 signed in

TehWeirdo231 Powerglide?

KingOfTheSky228 How'd ya know? O.o

TehWeirdo231 I have my ways ;)

YellowLambo312 signed in

RedLambo312 signed in

TehWeirdo231 Hey look the twins are here :)

VerticallyChallenged Not very creative with usernames I see

YellowLambo312 What? I'm allowed to be lazy.

Can'tSeeMe221 signed in

TehWeirdo231 Hey Mirage

Can'tSeeMe221 Hey

RedLambo312 You gonna be the welcoming committee then?

TehWeirdo231 Yes. :3

Hologrammer45 signed in

TehWeirdo231 Hi Hound

Hologrammer45 Hi there

ExplosionMaker099 signed in

TehWeirdo231 Hey Wheeljack

ExplosionMaker099 Hi

MusicIsLife303 signed in

Shake_it066 signed in

TehWeirdo231 Hey guys

MusicIsLife303 Sup?

Shake_it066 What's happnin'?

TehWeirdo231 Is that everyone?

VerticallyChallenged I think so...

Medibot122 signed in

VerticallyChallenged Guess not.

TehWeirdo231 Ratchet?

Medibot122 Yup.

YellowLambo312 Well, didn't expect to see you here.

SparkDefender978 signed in

TehWeirdo231 Optimus?

SparkDefender978 Hello

VerticallyChallenged I lost track. Who's here?

TehWeirdo231 Hailey

VerticallyChallenged Bumblebee

KingOfTheSky228 Powerglide

YellowLambo312 Sunstreaker

RedLambo312 Sideswipe

Can'tSeeMe221 Mirage

Hologrammer45 Hound

ExplosionMaker099 Wheeljack

MusicIsLife303 Jazz

Shake_it066 Blaster

Medibot122 Ratchet

SparkDefender978 Optimus Prime

TehWeirdo231 Ok, now I think that's everyone? But of course, because I said that, someone else will sign in.

SupremeRuler123 signed in

TehWeirdo231 Told ya.

Medibot122 Who are you?

SupremeRuler123 Who are you?

TehWeirdo231 Ugh. We just went over this.

SparkDefender978 Who is this?

SupremeRuler123 Megatron

TehWeirdo231 WHAT?

SupremeRuler123 Let's see, who's Prime? Ah. SparkDefender978.

SparkDefender978 What do you want?

SupremeRuler123 What? Just because I'm an evil overlord, I can't get bored?

Medibot122 But why would a lone 'Con invade an Autobot chat room?

SupremeRuler123 Ratchet, right? Well, I'm not supposed to be alone. Where are those fraggers?

Future_Leader290 signed in

Emotionless222 signed in

SupremeRuler123 Oh, there they are. Took you two long enough.

Future_Leader290 We live on the far side of the ship!

SupremeRuler123 Future_Leader290? Seriously?

Future_Leader290 We all know it's true.

TehWeirdo231 Shut up!

SupremeRuler123 Shut up!

TehWeirdo231 I guess there is one thing we agree on. Starscream's annoying.

Future_Leader290 HEY!

TehWeirdo231 Even when you're typing I can imagine that being screechy. x)

SupremeRuler123 The fleshling's got a point.

TehWeirdo231 How'd you know I'm Hailey? O.o

SupremeRuler123 Usernames. I know who all of you are. Telltale usernames.

TehWeirdo231 Yeah well, we know who you guys are too! Speaking of which, Soundwave hasn't spoken at all...

Emotionless222 Reason: Conversation entertaining without my contribution.

TehWeirdo231 You talk funny. :)

Emotionless222 Negative.

TehWeirdo231 I rest my case.

KingOfTheSky228 Is anyone else finding this awkward?

Medibot122 I think we all do. Hailey's the only one talking to them.

TehWeirdo231 Oh yeah huh? Now I feel stupid ._.

Future_Leader290 Primus, we came on here to escape the war for a bit. Guess that's not happening.

Hologrammer45 Well, what do you expect us to talk about?

Can'tSeeMe221 That's a problem...

TehWeirdo231 I hate it when you're on chat and have nothing to talk about ._.

SupremeRuler123 What was that?

TehWeirdo231 What?

SupremeRuler123 "._."

TehWeirdo231 Seriously? You don't know what an emoticon is?

MusicIsLife303 Emotiwhat?

Shake_it066 We don't have chatrooms on Cybertron.

TehWeirdo231 Use your imagination, it's supposed to look like a face. Like this one is a happy face, if you tilt your head- err helm to the left. → :)

MusicIsLife303 Oh.

TehWeirdo231 If you guys didn't understand that, why didn't you ask sooner?

YellowLambo312 Didn't think about it.

RedLambo312 Yeah, back then we actually had something to talk about.

ExplosionMaker099 But aren't we talking now?

Future_Leader290 He's got a point.

Hologrammer45 And there goes the conversation again.

SparkDefender978 Now what?

Yaoi_Fangirl signed in

Yaoi_Fangirl Hey guys! Hey, don't you think Optimus and Megatron make such a cute couple? :D

TehWeirdo231 NO!

SparkDefender978 My optics!

SupremeRuler123 I think I'm gonna purge...

All members disconnected

Yaoi_Fangirl Was it something I said?