A/N: Hello, my peeps! I was just finally posting this so yeah...enjoy and remember not to be offended because this is just for fun.
Making Fun of When I Became A Princess...
The Ally Incident
Alice frowned, prancing to the door. She yanked it open to reveal a defenseless Edward being squeezed tight by an overly excited Ally.
"EH! Off of him!" Alice screamed louder than I thought possible.
Ally seemed to hold onto him tighter. "We're like, meant to be together forever," I could hear her say to him. "We'll get married on a Sunday – I like, love Sundays – in the spring and everything will like, be just wonderful! We'll have like, three kids – two girls and one boy. We'll name them like, Kelly…"
Edward looked completely afraid of the anorexic thin blond clinging to him. "Alice," he whined. "Help me!"
Beside me, Rose laughed into her hand. "Hey, Ally?"
Ally glanced at Rosalie, curious, but continued saying creepy things to Edward.
"Who would you like to meet most now that you've met Edward Cullen?"
"Alice Cullen!" Ally grinned, squeezing Edward tighter. "Can we meet her, Eddie pie? Please?"
"Just because I'm short doesn't mean you should ignore me," Alice grumbled.
Ally turned to the sound and froze. "A-Alice Cullen? You're like, my idol!"
Alice squeaked as Ally rushed over to her and hugged her. "Omigosh! We, like totally need to go shopping or something! This has like got to be the best day of my life!"
"How pathetic," Rose muttered making me laugh.
"Oh dear God…she reeks of Abercrombie & Finch…get her off me!"
A body guard no one had seen entered the room and pulled Ally off of Alice.
"But all I wanted was like an autograph!" she cried.
I giggled as Edward stared at her horrified. "Autograph my ass-"
Ally cut him off eagerly. "By the way, can I see that?"
So this was just a little fun. By the way, I love how it smells in Abercrombie. Lol. Review with what you want me to write for this...
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