Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.

Guess what I was listening to!

Thus, the reason why I couldn't write any angst. XD

Damn you, MSI! Speaking of which, Mindless Self Indulgence is debuted by D.A.M.N.

Also, I dunno why I decided to pair France up with who I did... It just... Had to be France and someone who he's not normally paired up with.

Besides, Estonia doesn't get enough love.

APHAPHAPH

France was walking down a random hallway, mumbling to himself. "I'm in the mood for some... But I'll need someone for that..." He was so focused in his thinking, that he didn't see the Estonian in front of him, and bumped into said Estonian.

"Oh, sorry about that..." France walked around him, before looking back. "Wait a second, you're... Estonia, right?"

Estonia turned around. "That's right."

France's face beamed. "All right!" He screamed, startling Estonia.

"All right... What?" France pinned him to the wall. "What? What's going on?"

"I wanna make some babies..." France stated like it was normal.

"Oh... Uh... Okay..."

"I wanna get it on..."

"Oh... Okay... Uh... Sweden? Lithuania? ...Russia...? Help...?" He whimpered. He looked around him. Everyone was gone. "Where the hell did everybody go?"

France placed a hand on Estonia's thigh. "I wanna make you horny."

"America~..." He said, shakingly. "You're always the "hero..." Right... Anyone...?"

"Huh... That's weird."

"What is...?"

"I can't get it up..."

"What? Why can't you get it up? Why am I asking you this?"

"It must be his face!" He pointed to Gilbird.

"Wha- When did you get here? Get help!"

"Or maybe, it's your body..." France looked Estonia up and down. "No, it's not your body, so it must be his face!"

"What's going on?"

"I wanna make some money... But I don't want un job..."

"What the hell does that have to do with anything?"

"Come on! Get up! Get up! Go away, Gilbird!" He turned to Estonia again. "Maybe you should get it up, mon cher."

"Get..."It" up? As in your..."

"Do something sexy."

"Like what?" Estonia asked quickly. "What?"

"I don't care... Just do something sexy. Just as long as you don't talk about your boyfriend while we're having sex."

"Russia!" He screamed for the country he was dependent on. At least he knew that Russia would beat the crap out of this horny blond man.

"That's exactly what I'm talking about."

"What the bloody hell is all the shouting about..." England walked in the scene. "What the hell is going on?"

"Oh thank God! Help me!"

"What the bloody hell do you think you're doing, frog?"

"Well... Estonia was going to get it up for me, but I guess when you came along, it got up instantly!"

"He's trying to have sex with me..."

"What?"

"Hey, Angleterre~! Now I wanna make you horny, now that you're here!"

"Are you drunk, frog-face?"

"No~! I just wanna make some babies~!"

"But we've already made tw- I mean, what the hell are you talking about?"

"Well, America's an ass and I never get to see Canada anymore!"

"But... Papa... I'm right here..."

"Yeah... I never see Canada either, anymore..."

"Dad? I'm right here!"

"Who are you?" A white bear asked.

"I'm Canada!"

Estonia was slowly inching away, until he was far enough to run off and hopefully far away enough from those two so he wouldn't have to see them again... Well, not for a while, at least.

APHAPHAPH

Yeah... I have no idea, either.