A Day in the Life of: ROCK LEE
A typical day in the life of Rock Lee would include worshiping Maito Gai, seething with jealousy over Hyuga Neji's self-proclaimed 'skills', waxing his eyebrows, and rubbing his spandex.
When waking up at the crack of dawn, Lee's eyes would pop out of their sockets. The spandex-student met each blissful morning—rain or shine—with showcase tunes from several Broadway musicals. This was done while still in his bed, sitting up (bear in mind, the boy took no time to brush his teeth).
After many youthful, grotesque, and downright bizarre Gai-sensei rituals, spars with the he-she Hyuga, accidental stabbings of the self with Tenten's weaponry, waxings of the eyebrows, and spandex performances, Lee would happily return home and reflect on the day's happenings.
Or so you think.
What Lee actually does after the tasks (more or less) above, is visit his Gai-sensei. Lee casually enters the lime green and purple (Barney, anyone?) house, armed with a penguin plushie, curtains, and a 6-foot steel pipe. He uses all three items during his sexual intercourse with the spandex-lord. Oh, student and teacher affection!
That's right—all suspicions are true, for Lee screws Gai (or vice versa) daily.
There is no need to go into detail of how the stuffed penguin, curtains, pipe of six feet are used, and Lee's many hidden bedroom techniques, as the images are too graphic for a T-rated fanfiction.
One thing is for sure: Lee will surely die of STDs. It's practically inevitable.
However, until that fateful day of cheerfulness comes, Lee will continue to live life in the manner describe above, which is ABSOLUTELY DISAPPOINTING. May Gai-sensei screw the boy for many youthful days to come (seeing as it's the only interesting thing in his life).
Unless of course, Lee's spandex is secretly thinking of possessing the guy and taking over the world.
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I told you it was petty. Please review if you feel sorry for me.