Akatsuki Car Wash

On a long summer day the Akastsuki suddenly relized they were out of money.

"Ummmmmmm... guys we have bad news..We dont have any money" Pein said.

"What do you mean no money?" Kakazu started to cry.

Pein looked at Kakazu in a werid way and the looked back at the others and continued."Well do to nobody paying for the rent on the base i asum that all of our money is gone. So we nned to think of some kind of fundraiser as long as it has nothing to do with selling cookies. I will not let my members be looking like girl scouts." Pein said then vanished.

Then everyone stared at Kakazu.

"What?" Kakazu said looking confused.

"Well your normally the person with all the money soo why dont you pay the rent,un." Deidara said while staring at Kakazu.

"I will never pay for that rent its too expensive"Kakazu said while runing away.

"AH what the hell lets just do a car wash."Kisame replyed.(outside near village)

"O.K we found a place to do the car wash now all we need are some suckers." Hidan said.

" I may have an idea." Itachi said and rushed over to a random person that was kakashi. Itachi used mangekyou sharingan on him."You will bring your car here so we can wash it now!" Itachi ordered. But kakashi ran away for dear life." Damn it."

"Uhhhhh Itachi I think Zetsu makes a perfect structure for more people to come." (Zetsu holds a car wash sign)

(3 hours later)

"Ugh! why the hell isnt anyone coming,un"Deidara was geting bored."We need something more interesting to put out there besides Zetsu,un."

Just then Hidan and Kisame got an idea. They hovered over Deidara with an evil smirk. Deidara started to get scared."Uhhhh why are you guys looking at me like that,un." They then grabed Deidara and headed towards the nearest bathroom.

(30 mins after kicking and screaming)

Deidara was in a girls bikini." You sons of a bitches I will kill you all,un." Deidara cused, Just then a car pulled up and honked its horn.

"Hey sexy, mind cleaning up my car." The guy smirked.

" F*** you bitch,un."Deidara was about to blow up the guys car but Kisame and Tobi stoped him.

"No Deidara your suppose to wash his car not blow it up."

Then Itachi came out of nowhere." Hey guys I think I may have an idea-" He stoped to see Deidara in a bikini." Ahhhhh! My eyes! Im blind!" Itachi screamed while he had his hands over his eyes.