Announcer Voice – Hello and welcome to Harry Potter/Twilight Idol. Here are your hosts, Zubble and Ashii!
Zubble – Hullo and welcome!
Ashii – First, a disclaimer. We do not own Harry Potter, Twilight or any of the songs or sponsors And we aren't making any money off this, so no law suits please ^^ And a word from our sponsors~
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Zubble – Who's ready to meet the judges?
Three spotlights hit the judges.
Jasper!
-pokerface-
Emmett!
-smirks and winks-
And Snape!
-greasy haired scowl-
Ashii – Snape! Play nice. Here we go with our first contestants of the night!
Edward!
-sparkle-
Harry!
-akward smile-
Ginny!
-wink-
First up, Harry Potter singing First Date by Blink 182
In the car I just can't wait
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat
Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that i'm probably gonna miss
Let's go,don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make, this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Ashii - screams over Blink 182 song. Ahem. So – Harry!
Applause
Zubble – Judges?
Jasper – That was good.
Emmett - AWESOME. sings along
Snape - That was good. For an overweight dragon.
Zubble - drags Snape by the ear. If you liked Harry, please vote for him in the Review Box! Next up is...
GINNY!
Jasper - Name?
Ginny - Zubble just annoucned my name.
Jasper - Name?
Ginny - rolls eyes. Ginny
Jasper - Proceed.
Ashii - Here's Ginny singing According to You by Orianthi
According to you
I'm stupid,
I'm useless,
I can't do anything right.
According to you
I'm difficult,
hard to please,
forever changing my mind.
I'm a mess in a dress,
can't show up on time,
even if it would save my life.
According to you. According to you.
But according to him
I'm beautiful,
incredible,
he can't get me out of his head.
According to him
I'm funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
so baby tell me what I got to lose.
He's into me for everything I'm not,
according to you.
According to you
I'm boring,
I'm moody,
you can't take me any place.
According to you
I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away.
I'm the girl with the worst attention span;
you're the boy who puts up with that.
According to you. According to you.
But according to him
I'm beautiful,
incredible,
he can't get me out of his head.
According to him
I'm funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
so baby tell me what I got to lose.
He's into me for everything I'm not,
according to you.
I need to feel appreciated,
loved not hated. oh-- no--.
Why can't you see me through his eyes?
It's too bad you're making me decide.
According to me
you're stupid,
you're useless,
you can't do anything right.
But according to him
I'm beautiful,
incredible,
he can't get me out of his head.
According to him
I'm funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
baby tell me what I got to lose.
He's into me for everything I'm not,
according to you. [you, you]
According to you. [you, you]
According to you
I'm stupid,
I'm useless,
I can't do anything right
loud applause
Emmett - Hot.
Jasper - There was much emotion behind your song.
Snape - Maybe there wouldn't be so much emotion behind it if Ms. Weasley wasn't a BEEEP
Ashii - gasps. That's a potty word!
Zubble - drags Snape away, lecturing him about watching what he says on live TV.
Ashii - Anyhoo, a word from our sponsors, before EDWARD.
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Ashii - So here's Edward!
Jasper - Name?
Edward - I'm your brother.
Jasper - Name?
Edward - Ugh. Edward van Yourpissinmeoff
Jasper - Thank you.
Zubble - Here's Edward Cullen singing Beautiful Dirty Rich by Lady Gaga
Beautiful, dirty dirty rich rich dirty dirty
Beautiful dirty rich
Dirty dirty rich dirty dirty rich beautiful
Beautiful and dirty dirty rich rich dirty
We got a redlight
Pornographic dance fight
Systematic, honey
But we go no money
Our hair is perfect
While were all getting shit wrecked
It's automatic, honey
But we got no money
Daddy I'm so sorry, I'm so s-s-sorry yeah
We just like to party, like to p-p-party yeah
Bang bang, we're beautiful and dirty rich
Bang bang, we're beautiful and dirty rich
We live a cute life
Soundfematic, pants tigh-ter than plastic, honey
But we got no money
We do the dance right
We got it made like
Ice cream topped with honey
But we got no money
Daddy I'm so sorry, I'm so s-s-sorry yeah
We just like to party, like to p-p-party yeah
Bang bang, we're beautiful and dirty rich
Bang bang, we're beautiful and dirty rich
A bang bang bang, bang bang bang, beautiful, dirty rich
A bang bang bang, bang bang bang, beautiful, dirty rich
Bang bang, we're beautiful and dirty rich
Bang bang, we're beautiful and dirty rich
X5
Bang bang
silence
Emmett - Duuude, that was..um..
Jasper - Never.
Snape - sobbing That was beautiful. sniff
Ashii - Did you think Edward was as good as Snape says? Vote for him in the Review Box!
Zubble - On the next episode we have...
Hermione!
smile
Alice!
cheeky grin
Jacob!
growl
Ashii and Zubble - Join us next time on... HP/TWILIGHT IDOL!
This is now my space :) So, the next Ep. will be up soon, just need to upload it ^^ Please review who you think should win, the character with the most votes will be annoucned at the end :D