Disclaimer: Please tell me why I would want to own Eggman? If you can, I will be impressed. And, fortunately, I don't own Rouge either, but unfortunately, I don't own Shadow or the rest of them. *Cries* Now, enough idleness, on with the story! *Points to a brick wall* Um...where'd the story go?
Eggman's 'Evil' Diary
Dear Diary...harumph, I mean journal,
Today that dratted blue hedgehog stole all of my chilidogs, I'm not kidding, he's such a nusance! I'm begining to think Shadow is having reality problems, and I need to never say 'Maria'. If I do, he goes into this weird flashback thingy!
In other news, I need to buy new clothes today, my old ones have gotten too small. It's not easy being so evil, I mean, I've got to work 24/7 at it, and do I get thanks? NO! All that happens is that blue hedgehog defeats me! I hate him! I recently ordered a really evil looking cape from Evil Attire Catalog, I can't wait until it arives! I'm thinking of painting my Eggwalker, it's been that same color since...ever. I'm thinking of painting it a sinister shade of pink, but when I told this to Shadow, he just starting rolling around laughing, which makes me further question his sanity. Oh well, what does he know? Ahem, I've also got plans to decorate the Space Station Ark. Once I complete my designs for my showgirl robots and have foam hearts hung up everywhere, Sonic and his friends will not stand a chance! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
The Evil Genius,
Eggman
Dear beloved Diary,
Grrrrr! I am so miserable today. Rouge's nail polish is makinig me have a headache, but she insists on putting it on anew every friggin hour! How is an evil genius supposed to work in these conditions!?
To top it all off, Shadow said he was going to go say hi to Maria and show her all my beloved pink paint and foam hearts, which led to him dragging it all to the docking bay and opening the bay doors, yelling something about Elbereth or something. I managed to save him, but he's in medical, both for physical and mental problems.
The Evil Genius in need of a break,
Robutnick...grrrr...I mean Eggman
Dear...why do I keep saying 'dear'? I'm evil, EVIL! Anyway, Dear Diary, (Grrrr)
Aha! I have now found out a little bit of the mystery! I found a bottle of strange pills in Shadow's room, and also found a copy of 'Lord of the Rings' along with the movie made after it. That would explain what Shadow was saying. He is now seemingly cured, but strangly keeps on asking for a sharp object. I wonder why? I also found my beloved Eggwalker painted PURPLE!!!! Rouge will pay for this! As I write this, Shadow is in the prosess of tearing her apart. I wonder if it had anything to do with that fifty foot long list of questions she brought with her? Who can tell. Right now, I must go prepare for the invasion of the teletubies!....I mean the arrival of Sonic and his furry friends! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
A/N: So, do you like it? If you do, and I get enough reviews, I'll continue. Heck, if I get any reviews I'll continue. I'm not being self-conceited, merely wishing to know if anyone is reading my story. For now, so long! *Walks off and trips*
Eggman's 'Evil' Diary
Dear Diary...harumph, I mean journal,
Today that dratted blue hedgehog stole all of my chilidogs, I'm not kidding, he's such a nusance! I'm begining to think Shadow is having reality problems, and I need to never say 'Maria'. If I do, he goes into this weird flashback thingy!
In other news, I need to buy new clothes today, my old ones have gotten too small. It's not easy being so evil, I mean, I've got to work 24/7 at it, and do I get thanks? NO! All that happens is that blue hedgehog defeats me! I hate him! I recently ordered a really evil looking cape from Evil Attire Catalog, I can't wait until it arives! I'm thinking of painting my Eggwalker, it's been that same color since...ever. I'm thinking of painting it a sinister shade of pink, but when I told this to Shadow, he just starting rolling around laughing, which makes me further question his sanity. Oh well, what does he know? Ahem, I've also got plans to decorate the Space Station Ark. Once I complete my designs for my showgirl robots and have foam hearts hung up everywhere, Sonic and his friends will not stand a chance! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
The Evil Genius,
Eggman
Dear beloved Diary,
Grrrrr! I am so miserable today. Rouge's nail polish is makinig me have a headache, but she insists on putting it on anew every friggin hour! How is an evil genius supposed to work in these conditions!?
To top it all off, Shadow said he was going to go say hi to Maria and show her all my beloved pink paint and foam hearts, which led to him dragging it all to the docking bay and opening the bay doors, yelling something about Elbereth or something. I managed to save him, but he's in medical, both for physical and mental problems.
The Evil Genius in need of a break,
Robutnick...grrrr...I mean Eggman
Dear...why do I keep saying 'dear'? I'm evil, EVIL! Anyway, Dear Diary, (Grrrr)
Aha! I have now found out a little bit of the mystery! I found a bottle of strange pills in Shadow's room, and also found a copy of 'Lord of the Rings' along with the movie made after it. That would explain what Shadow was saying. He is now seemingly cured, but strangly keeps on asking for a sharp object. I wonder why? I also found my beloved Eggwalker painted PURPLE!!!! Rouge will pay for this! As I write this, Shadow is in the prosess of tearing her apart. I wonder if it had anything to do with that fifty foot long list of questions she brought with her? Who can tell. Right now, I must go prepare for the invasion of the teletubies!....I mean the arrival of Sonic and his furry friends! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
A/N: So, do you like it? If you do, and I get enough reviews, I'll continue. Heck, if I get any reviews I'll continue. I'm not being self-conceited, merely wishing to know if anyone is reading my story. For now, so long! *Walks off and trips*