[Scene: The Shore Shack. Midday]
Otto and Reggie are relaxing at their dad's restaurant on a lazy afternoon when Sam approches from the distance.
"Hey Squid. Wanna try landing that sweet kickflip ollie flip spin today?" Otto snickered, knowing Sam wasn't good at athletics at all.
"No. Skateboarding is for faggots." replied Sam.
"O-oh..." Otto stammered nervously, a few beads of sweat forming on his forehead.
They locked into an eye contact so serious that I can't even talk about it right now.
"What the fuck are you anyways, Otto? Are you black or some breed of Mexican or what." asked Sam.
Just then, Tito appeared in the doorway holding a tiki statue.
The end.