Baby One More Time
Professor Snape was drunk. Drunk off his greasy ass! He sat in the Three Broomsticks with Harry, Ron and Hermione... an innocent conversation at the bar had quickly turned their teacher into an inebriate. The trio was really getting their potions master to err...open up.
"Okay, so you guys know how my girlfriend and I broke up recently?" he slurred.
Ron thought for a moment, "She DUMPED you!" he declared. He was a tad intoxicated himself.
"Shut up, Ron. Anyway, a few of my friends decided to take me to this club a few nights ago, to try to... how can I put this...?"
"YOU WERE GONNA PICK UP SOME CHICKS?" Ron nearly shouted. Several heads in the bar turned to look at their booth.
"Do keep it down, Ron!" Hermione hissed; looking around in a panic, praying no one she knew was in there tonight.
"Shut up, Ron," Snape snapped. "And when we got there, I saw this woman standing with her back to me. Now, what's the sexiest thing a woman can wear? Ron thought again for a long moment, "NOTHING!"
"Shut up, Ron," said Snape patiently, determined to finish his story. "She was wearing this Baby One More Time outfit. So I was about to walk up to her, and she turned around, and it was a guy..."
"A DUDE?" Ron declared.
"What is he talking about?" Hermione hissed into Harry's ear.
"Cross dressers," Harry replied swiftly.
"Shut up, Ron," said Snape lazily. "MORE ALE!!!!" he giggled. "Drinks all around!!!"
"Professor?" Hermione asked, "What's a baby one more time outfit?"
"You know.... It's one of those crafty Britney Spears things...."
"Oh," said Hermione. Her world was fallen down around her at the imagery; she took a long sip from the full flask on the table before her.
A/N: Hehehehe! Tri-drabble! Um yes... this is based off a conversation my old English teacher had with his class when he wasn't drunk. I still really don't know what a "baby one more time" outfit is... but I assume it's one of those crafty Britney Spears things....
-Thank you Hillary for sharing this story with me!
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Professor Snape was drunk. Drunk off his greasy ass! He sat in the Three Broomsticks with Harry, Ron and Hermione... an innocent conversation at the bar had quickly turned their teacher into an inebriate. The trio was really getting their potions master to err...open up.
"Okay, so you guys know how my girlfriend and I broke up recently?" he slurred.
Ron thought for a moment, "She DUMPED you!" he declared. He was a tad intoxicated himself.
"Shut up, Ron. Anyway, a few of my friends decided to take me to this club a few nights ago, to try to... how can I put this...?"
"YOU WERE GONNA PICK UP SOME CHICKS?" Ron nearly shouted. Several heads in the bar turned to look at their booth.
"Do keep it down, Ron!" Hermione hissed; looking around in a panic, praying no one she knew was in there tonight.
"Shut up, Ron," Snape snapped. "And when we got there, I saw this woman standing with her back to me. Now, what's the sexiest thing a woman can wear? Ron thought again for a long moment, "NOTHING!"
"Shut up, Ron," said Snape patiently, determined to finish his story. "She was wearing this Baby One More Time outfit. So I was about to walk up to her, and she turned around, and it was a guy..."
"A DUDE?" Ron declared.
"What is he talking about?" Hermione hissed into Harry's ear.
"Cross dressers," Harry replied swiftly.
"Shut up, Ron," said Snape lazily. "MORE ALE!!!!" he giggled. "Drinks all around!!!"
"Professor?" Hermione asked, "What's a baby one more time outfit?"
"You know.... It's one of those crafty Britney Spears things...."
"Oh," said Hermione. Her world was fallen down around her at the imagery; she took a long sip from the full flask on the table before her.
A/N: Hehehehe! Tri-drabble! Um yes... this is based off a conversation my old English teacher had with his class when he wasn't drunk. I still really don't know what a "baby one more time" outfit is... but I assume it's one of those crafty Britney Spears things....
-Thank you Hillary for sharing this story with me!
REVIEW!!
Please.... (