So this is the first drabble of many. Most of them are inspired by ideas my little brother gives me. Of course, anyone can submit an idea. I love writing drabbles!!!!

Disclaimer: I've checked daily, and I still don't own Kingdom Hearts. .

"Number IX, what are you doing?"

It all started as a normal day, really. Marluxia hadn't planned to confront the blond boy, but he did. At this point, he didn't even remember why he was walking anyways…

"You're such an ass." Larxene snapped. Once again, she and Axel were having their daily catfight. And today, Marluxia was stuck in the middle of it. He was just cooking Roxas some soup, when Axel decided to enter the kitchen. He sat next to his blond best friend and chatted with the two about the weather Twilight Town was having, and how he was heading down there later. Then Larxene just had to enter the room dramatically, which was the start of the fight. After a few minutes of awkwardly sitting in the kitchen, Roxas decided that he wanted to eat his soup in Namine's room. That was just to get out of the way of the insults. He left Marluxia to clean the few dishes he had used in cooking the soup. Of course, he was listening to the insults the two were shouting the entire time, cringing at some of the worse ones. He soon achieved a headache and used it as an excuse to leave the tension-filled room. Neither of the two seemed to care about is depart, continuing to fight about the stupidest of things.

Instead of opening a portal to his room, Marluxia decided to walk. That was mistake number one. He thought he would relax by taking a nice, calm walk to his room. Of course, in this castle, that never happened. As he walked by Demyx's room, he couldn't help but look in. That was mistake number two. Oh, how he regretted looking in.

"Number IX, what are you doing?"

Demyx had somehow programmed his room to be an illusion of a sunny day. He was laying on the ground, staring up at the 'sky', giggling.

Demyx looked over at Marluxia, "Oh hi Marly!"

Marluxia was really regretting the decision. Demyx was hyper. He sighed, "What are you doing?"

"I'm listening to George tell me about his life story!" Demyx responded ecstatically.

"Uh, Demyx? There's no one here…" Marluxia said, with a sweat drop appearing. It was true, the room was completely empty except for the two.

"George isn't a person! He's a cloud! Duh!" Demyx sounded… insulted? Marluxia shook his head. Demyx continued, "George wants me to tell you about his life! So you can't leave!"

Marluxia knew it would be futile to fight with the musician, and he sat on the blonde's bed. He knew he was going to regret this, "Alright. You can tell me."

"Yay!!!!!" Demyx cheered, "George has two children named ChiChi and Ninja. He's married to the beautiful cloud Sharon. They met twenty years ago at a bar. They were both drunk and they ended up-"

"Number IX! Keep it G rated!" Marluxia exclaimed. He really didn't need to hear about a cloud's love life, while his was non-existent.

"Fine, fine! He married her after they dated for two years. A year after that they had their first child, ChiChi. She's 16 right now, so she's always off. George said he grounds her almost everyday. That's why it's always so dark here. She had her bellybutton pierced." Demyx paused, "Then, three years later, they had their son Ninja. He's 12 now. Apparently he's always playing video games."

By this point, Marluxia was spacing out. He really did not care about a cloud. Especially a married one.

"Demyx! What's up?" Marluxia groaned. That was Axel. Meaning Larxene was sure to follow. At this point, the day began repeating itself.

"We're going down to Twilight Town to hang, you wanna come?" Axel asked the blonde.

"Alright! I-"

"Axel! Why do you always run away? Are you that much of a baby?" Larxene called out.

Marluxia wanted to shoot himself.