New Moon Theatre Rule Book

by The Outrageous Moose

Rules of which you should follow when entering the theatre. You can submit yours too! Just Privately Message me or leave it in your review. Only 130 rules left!

1. One to Twenty

Here's page 1 of the rules for the New Moon Theatre 1-20

Rule 1:Make sure to clean up all the trash. It's good for the environment. Plus the janitors are starting to strike.-Buster Moon

Rule 2:Don't stare at the actors too flirty. Especially me. It's distracting and disgusting.-Johny.

Rule 3:ROCK ON!...Just not to loudly.-Ash

Rule 4:Don't be a that no good dinklesplat. Recycle all recyclables.-Gunter

Rule 5:Don't steal the buckets in my main office. One is for the roof (it's leaking) and the other one is a gift from my dad.-Buster Moon

Rule 6:Gaming during the show not allowed. Except if your name is Gideon. WE GAME TOGETHER!-Eddie Noodleman

Rule 7:GRAND DAD! FLINSTONES? AWWW...but in all seriousness silence your cellphones-Buster Moon

Rule 8:Don't ask me to rob a bank, even if your only joking.-Johny

Rule 9:Don't question how I made that daycare device in one single night. It's too long to explain.-Rosita

Rule 10:A porcupine couple with first names Lance & Becky last names unknown are banned from this theatre due to previous experience with Ash.-Buster Moon

Rule 11:Don't you worry about a thing-Meena

Rule 12:If you see a glass eye lying around It might be mine. Please kindly return it to my office.-Miss Crawly

Rule 13:私はその赤いパンダグループにお詫び申し上げます！私はあなたを怒らせることを意味しませんでした！-バスター・ムーン

Rule 14:I take back Rule 11. Do worry if there is a fire,tornado or any other sign of danger.-Meena

Rule 15:Also there was a bear gang once, don't enter either.-Buster Moon

Rule 16:Silence your cellphones.-Any one who's ever been to a theatre.

Rule 17:Don't put a peacock feather on stage. I did that once and a family of peacocks sued me.-Eddie Noodleman

Rule 18:A͍̲̺r̲͟e̗̭̭̰ ̳̫̻̠the͙͔͍͔̰̬ ̗̟̻̪l҉̹͚̩͚̬e̡̪̳̪g̸̤͈̳e̮̬̪͝n͔̼͓ͅd̸̝͚̬̩͈̯͉s̭͇ ̪̲t̬͎̰̪̯r̹̹̗̳ͅu̖̖̟e̛͖̠̟̤ ̺̟ḁ̝b̻͖͎̺o̦̘͙̮̘͚͘u̟̻͈̲̘̞t̀ ̥̲̮t̟̲̥̙̱ͅh̤̲̠e̤̬̙̬̹̩̕ ̠͔̻̮̰̪͞ģ͎̣̯͓̳h̥̝̱ͅo̝̼͓̳̬̬͎͠s̶t̺̺ ̬̙̘̤h̸̪̳̬͖͕̳a̻͎̕u̫n̜̟̣̪̻̺͡t͙i̸̺̪̺̫̖̗n̪̜̝̤̺ͅǵ̥͚̬͖̻͔ t̰͞he͕̪̥͞ ͓̳̠̝͟t͈̟̺͜h̠͔̪̰e̶̹̥̱̤̞a̱͠t̜̰̻r̸͖ͅe͕͈͝?̩̻͉̤̠̦̜́ ͔̣̫̬̱M̫a̛̟͚̣b͖̫̖̰y̦̝͞ḙ̮̥̤̱.̘̪͙̣̞̝̝͟-̺̜̣̜̜͇̳M̠͕i͔͚͇̹͚̫̮k͎͕͖̜͕͕͞e͕̥̣̳͞.͍͓̹̰͜

Rule 19:Make sure if your'e going here to see an adult and have kids at home, hire a babysitter. Or cancel if no one says yes.-Rosita

Rule 20:Don't joke about crimes. They are not funny. My dads in jail.-Johny

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