Whose Line is it Anyways?
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Seamus: Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?
Audience: -cheers-
Seamus: Tonight's performers: the biggest boozer I've ever met, Harry Potter. If your a girl, then you've gotta love Draco Malfoy. I can't believe she's not a Barbie, Ginny Weasley. And the campus bookie, Michelle. And I'm your host, Seamus Finnigan!
Audience: -cheers-
Seamus: Come on, let's have some fun. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points don't matter. Just like actual talent to Britney Spears. What happens on this show is all four performers are going to come up here and they're going to totally improvise everything you're going to see tonight. And then at the end of each thing they do, I'm going to award them points, which really don't matter, because at the end of the show, I'm just going to pick whoever I like the best, so Michelle and Ginny have a good chance of winning. The winner gets to do a little something with me, and we'll go out for a few times then we'll break up.-straightens cards- So, are you ready to get started and see how it works?
Audience: -cheers-
Seamus: Tonight's first game is "Let's Make a Date." This game if for all four of our contestants. Ginny, you'll be appearing on a dating type game show and Harry, Draco, and Michelle are the contestants. Those three will have some strange identity and you'll have to guess what or who they are. So, start when your ready.
-Harry, Michelle, and Draco open their envelopes. Draco rolls his eyes and flings the envelope at Seamus who dodges it-
Ginny: Like, hi bachelor number, like, one!
Harry:(changes emotions every five seconds) WHAT?!
Ginny: Bachelor number one, if I, like, asked you if you wanted to "have a lil fun" what would you say?
Harry: -quietly- Um... what ever you like is fine....
Ginny: Well, if that's, like, what you, like, like. Bachelor numba two, like, hi!!!
Michelle:(Dr. Pepper and pretzel addict) Hi.
Ginny: Bachelor number two, like, where would you, like, take me for a, like, nice dinner?
Michelle: Some place where they sell Dr. Pepper and pretzels.... Loooootts of pretzels! And unlimited Dr. Pepper!!
Ginny: That's, um, nice.....-mutters-Cheep skate.... OK, like, bachelor number three, like, hey there!
Draco: (about to commit suicide for losing his one true love, Ginny) What do YOU want?!
Ginny: My, aren't you, like, the cheery one. If I told ya, like, I just, like, ended a bad relationship, what would you, like, tell me to make me feel, like, even worse about it?
Draco: A BAD RELATIONSHIP?! I gave you all I could!-stands up on his chair- WHY?! WHY?! I loved you! You just through my love away! I hope your happy now!!-dives off chair and falls to the ground and pretends to be dead-
Ginny: Uh, riiight.... Bachelor number one.
Harry:-really excited- Hello!-on verge of crying- What do you want?
Ginny: Never mind.... Bachelor number two.
Michelle: I smell pretzels!! Where are they?! WHERE ARE THEY?!
Ginny: I'm, like, not, like, even, like, going, like, to, like, bother.
-buzzer-
Seamus: Ginny, do you have any idea who they are?
Ginny: Oh god.... Hmm.... Harry has really bad mood swings.
Seamus: Yes!
Ginny: Michelle's.... obsessed with pretzels and Dr. Pepper?
Seamus: Close enough. She's a Dr. Pepper and Pretzel addict.
Ginny:-snaps fingers- So close. And Draco...... was my ex boyfriend who commited suicide?
Seamus: Yes!-pretends to be writing- A million, billion points to Ginny for being so damn cute, and ten hundred points to all the pretzel and Dr. Pepper addicts and the Dr. Pepper and pretzel addicts out there. Just a little something to get you to start thinking about quiting.
Michelle: Wow, ten hundred points..... I'll think about quitting, now.
Seamus: Glad I'm making a difference. Our next game of the night is Questions Only. This is for all four performers, starting out with Michelle and Draco. Your seen is passing period at Junior high. When your ready start the scene.
Michelle: Do you know where sex-ed is?
Draco: Don't you know it's in room 69?
Michelle: Will you take me there?
Draco: Why should I?
Michelle: Don't you know I love you?
Draco: Do you?
Michelle: I'm holding your hand, aren't I?
Draco: Where were you going again?
Michelle: Don't you remember?
Draco: W-...No.
-buzz and Draco walks off and Harry steps in-
Harry: Where's the office?
Michelle: Don't you see that big sign that says "Office"?
Harry: You mean that one?
Michelle: Aren't I pointing to that one?
Harry: How long do I have untill class starts?
Michelle: Does it look like I know?
Harry: Don't you go here?
Michelle: What makes you say that?
Harry: Doesn't the school shirt give you a way?
Michelle: A-... Oh forget it.
-buzz. Michelle walks off and Ginny takes her place-
Ginny: Who teaches algebra here?
Harry: How should I know?
Ginny:-moves closer to Harry- Will you help me find my class?
Harry: What do you have first?
Ginny: Can't you read my schedule?
Harry: What if I told you I can't read?
Ginny: Will you kiss me?
Harry:-puts his hands on her waist- Do you love me?
Ginny: Would I ask you to kiss me if I didn't?
-buzz-
Seamus: I just feel like putting Michelle in.
-Michelle glares at Seamus as she takes Ginny's place-
Michelle:-pushes Harry away- What do you think your doing?!
Harry: What happened to the red head?
Michelle: What happened to my knight?
Harry: What knight?
Michelle: Don't you know who Orlando Bloom is?
Harry: Should I?
Michelle: Don't you know he played Legolas in Lord of the Rings?
-Harry walks off and Draco walks in-
Draco: Did you know you have very beautiful eyes?
Michelle: Do you know how many times I've heard that?
Draco: Will you tell me?
Michelle: Do you really want to know?
Draco: Does it look like I do?
Michelle: Will....-pauses- you let me take you to bed tonight?
-buzzer. Harry, Ginny, Draco, and Michelle(who has her hand covering her mouth) walk back to their seats.-
Seamus: That's enough. I don't want you guys to re-enact Michelle's junior high years. So, 1 point a piece for reading her book, Junior High Hell. We'll be right back with more Whose Line is it Anyways? right after this commercial break!
-music-
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Seamus: Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?
Audience: -cheers-
Seamus: Tonight's performers: the biggest boozer I've ever met, Harry Potter. If your a girl, then you've gotta love Draco Malfoy. I can't believe she's not a Barbie, Ginny Weasley. And the campus bookie, Michelle. And I'm your host, Seamus Finnigan!
Audience: -cheers-
Seamus: Come on, let's have some fun. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points don't matter. Just like actual talent to Britney Spears. What happens on this show is all four performers are going to come up here and they're going to totally improvise everything you're going to see tonight. And then at the end of each thing they do, I'm going to award them points, which really don't matter, because at the end of the show, I'm just going to pick whoever I like the best, so Michelle and Ginny have a good chance of winning. The winner gets to do a little something with me, and we'll go out for a few times then we'll break up.-straightens cards- So, are you ready to get started and see how it works?
Audience: -cheers-
Seamus: Tonight's first game is "Let's Make a Date." This game if for all four of our contestants. Ginny, you'll be appearing on a dating type game show and Harry, Draco, and Michelle are the contestants. Those three will have some strange identity and you'll have to guess what or who they are. So, start when your ready.
-Harry, Michelle, and Draco open their envelopes. Draco rolls his eyes and flings the envelope at Seamus who dodges it-
Ginny: Like, hi bachelor number, like, one!
Harry:(changes emotions every five seconds) WHAT?!
Ginny: Bachelor number one, if I, like, asked you if you wanted to "have a lil fun" what would you say?
Harry: -quietly- Um... what ever you like is fine....
Ginny: Well, if that's, like, what you, like, like. Bachelor numba two, like, hi!!!
Michelle:(Dr. Pepper and pretzel addict) Hi.
Ginny: Bachelor number two, like, where would you, like, take me for a, like, nice dinner?
Michelle: Some place where they sell Dr. Pepper and pretzels.... Loooootts of pretzels! And unlimited Dr. Pepper!!
Ginny: That's, um, nice.....-mutters-Cheep skate.... OK, like, bachelor number three, like, hey there!
Draco: (about to commit suicide for losing his one true love, Ginny) What do YOU want?!
Ginny: My, aren't you, like, the cheery one. If I told ya, like, I just, like, ended a bad relationship, what would you, like, tell me to make me feel, like, even worse about it?
Draco: A BAD RELATIONSHIP?! I gave you all I could!-stands up on his chair- WHY?! WHY?! I loved you! You just through my love away! I hope your happy now!!-dives off chair and falls to the ground and pretends to be dead-
Ginny: Uh, riiight.... Bachelor number one.
Harry:-really excited- Hello!-on verge of crying- What do you want?
Ginny: Never mind.... Bachelor number two.
Michelle: I smell pretzels!! Where are they?! WHERE ARE THEY?!
Ginny: I'm, like, not, like, even, like, going, like, to, like, bother.
-buzzer-
Seamus: Ginny, do you have any idea who they are?
Ginny: Oh god.... Hmm.... Harry has really bad mood swings.
Seamus: Yes!
Ginny: Michelle's.... obsessed with pretzels and Dr. Pepper?
Seamus: Close enough. She's a Dr. Pepper and Pretzel addict.
Ginny:-snaps fingers- So close. And Draco...... was my ex boyfriend who commited suicide?
Seamus: Yes!-pretends to be writing- A million, billion points to Ginny for being so damn cute, and ten hundred points to all the pretzel and Dr. Pepper addicts and the Dr. Pepper and pretzel addicts out there. Just a little something to get you to start thinking about quiting.
Michelle: Wow, ten hundred points..... I'll think about quitting, now.
Seamus: Glad I'm making a difference. Our next game of the night is Questions Only. This is for all four performers, starting out with Michelle and Draco. Your seen is passing period at Junior high. When your ready start the scene.
Michelle: Do you know where sex-ed is?
Draco: Don't you know it's in room 69?
Michelle: Will you take me there?
Draco: Why should I?
Michelle: Don't you know I love you?
Draco: Do you?
Michelle: I'm holding your hand, aren't I?
Draco: Where were you going again?
Michelle: Don't you remember?
Draco: W-...No.
-buzz and Draco walks off and Harry steps in-
Harry: Where's the office?
Michelle: Don't you see that big sign that says "Office"?
Harry: You mean that one?
Michelle: Aren't I pointing to that one?
Harry: How long do I have untill class starts?
Michelle: Does it look like I know?
Harry: Don't you go here?
Michelle: What makes you say that?
Harry: Doesn't the school shirt give you a way?
Michelle: A-... Oh forget it.
-buzz. Michelle walks off and Ginny takes her place-
Ginny: Who teaches algebra here?
Harry: How should I know?
Ginny:-moves closer to Harry- Will you help me find my class?
Harry: What do you have first?
Ginny: Can't you read my schedule?
Harry: What if I told you I can't read?
Ginny: Will you kiss me?
Harry:-puts his hands on her waist- Do you love me?
Ginny: Would I ask you to kiss me if I didn't?
-buzz-
Seamus: I just feel like putting Michelle in.
-Michelle glares at Seamus as she takes Ginny's place-
Michelle:-pushes Harry away- What do you think your doing?!
Harry: What happened to the red head?
Michelle: What happened to my knight?
Harry: What knight?
Michelle: Don't you know who Orlando Bloom is?
Harry: Should I?
Michelle: Don't you know he played Legolas in Lord of the Rings?
-Harry walks off and Draco walks in-
Draco: Did you know you have very beautiful eyes?
Michelle: Do you know how many times I've heard that?
Draco: Will you tell me?
Michelle: Do you really want to know?
Draco: Does it look like I do?
Michelle: Will....-pauses- you let me take you to bed tonight?
-buzzer. Harry, Ginny, Draco, and Michelle(who has her hand covering her mouth) walk back to their seats.-
Seamus: That's enough. I don't want you guys to re-enact Michelle's junior high years. So, 1 point a piece for reading her book, Junior High Hell. We'll be right back with more Whose Line is it Anyways? right after this commercial break!
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