Disclaimer- I'm using ccs characters. Were are they from?

Austin- oh, ooh, me

Me- yes

Austin- clamp.

Me- good.

Austin- Your looking really fine babe. Shaggalidicious

Me- thank you Austin.

He puts his pinky to his mouth and says hot.



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Me- and the story line from?

Austin- me, me

Me- yes mr powers

Austin- hello, the movie the faculty

Me- please don't talk like that.

Puts on a baby face- Austin- ok, he mopps.

Enjoy and please review. Oh Avalon, if you're out there, I'll whack you with a stick, kick the bucket and smach yugi-oh. Ha ha ha ha. Oh nelson( from simpsons) if your out ther. Ha haha. Smash it with the hammer. Die sponge bob. Ahahahaha. Spongebob-Sandy help

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The Faculty

Chap 1

Sakura pov

This is it. School hasn't begun yet. I walk over to a table where a girl with black hair and ameyths eyes is in a fight with a raven haired with ruby eyes. I managed to catch a few words.

" we'll if it isn't our school's homo girl. Loser," she flicks her hair and turns around.

I walk over to the accused girl and say,



" howdy, I'm sakura. You are?"



" meiling."

" I'm sorry bout her. Who is she any way?"

" tomoyo, the slutty bi**##c###h! I can't stand her."



" oh. Ok."

I walk away and sit at my desk. The teacher says.



" class, we got a new kid. This is Sakura. Make her feel comfy," she smiled. Her name. Miss Mekenzi ( spell wrong).

" cha. Hope you're not a loser kid girleen," tomoyo blurts out.

" right on," a guy named kaho cheered.



" whatever boy." Tomoyo said to the blonde with blue eyes. 6'1.



" loser!" someone chokes. Class laughs. Someone sneaks into class. A boy, blue haired, blue eyes, tall 6'1 maybe.

" well, well, well eriol, why are you late?" the amythest eyed asked.

" whatever." He sits at his sit.

Mekenzi assigns us some work to do and hands me my book. I stare around, there's a guy. He amber eyed and haired. He hot. I wonder who he is. Meiling notices me staring.

" Syaoron?"

" he's Syaoron."

" yeah , my stupid cousin. Dope head."

" he doesn't seem like that."

" oh, just wait."

Eriol pov

I walk around the field. Humm, what's this? I pick something up from the floor.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Cliff hanger. I you haven't watch the faculty, you have no idea whats going on.

Me- I see dead people and___

Mr krabs- me money, me money.

Me- no, I really see dead people. There're they are run.

Mr krabs- ba ham bug

Me- night of the living dead. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

They kill me krabs



Me- not mr crabs. Nooooooooooo! Not spongebob! Noooooo! For spongebob's sake.

Masks falls off zombie.

Me- squid ward, how could you.

squid ward- now for you to die. Laughs wicked squid ward laugh.

me- nooooooooooo! I run into a club. Killer squidward attacks! People stare at me.





Watch out for the next episode of "killer squidward attacks". What happens in the club. I was just advertising my spongebob story. If you want to read more, go to sponge bob. Now by casters

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Story will be updated later on today or tomorrow. Please review my story.

Cast of story: me, spongebob, Patrick, sandy, mr krabs, Austin powers, nelson, Avalon, yugi- oh, simpson family except grand pa and Maggie, beyonce Knowles and etc.

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