NARRATOR: And so the weary travellers come to the ancient stream of
Nimrodel, their hearts as heavy as the baggage they carry upon their backs…
ARAGORN: I believe they already know that we've come to Nimrodel, and what's with the melodrama?
NARRATOR: Firstly, I'm only reading what it says in the script, secondly, there was NO drama, and C, shut. up.
ARAGORN: "Their hearts as heavy as the baggage upon their backs". Deep man, real deep.
BOROMIR: Hello, is no- one going to point out that the man said C?
NARRATOR: I do believe I already said shut up.
GIMLI: Oh yeah, like that's going to work.
NARRATOR: Look little man, we have quite a long way to go yet and already you're annoying me.
*the hobbits band together in outrage in front of Gimli*
SAM: So it's a fight against short people you're looking is it?
NARRATOR: Before you try anything dear I'd like to remind you that I'm omnipresent and hence was there whilst you were "tending" Frodo's wounds at Rivendell.
*Sam coughs and shuffles backwards, Frodo steps away from his young friend*
NARRATOR: This isn't getting us anywhere, now unless you never want this chapter to end I suggest you all take my previous advice and SHUT UP!!
LEGOLAS: By Elbereth that's not fair, I haven't got to say anything yet!
ALL: STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!
*In a new band of dislike against Legolas and his annoying-as-Mordoor catch phrase, the narrator and fellowship end their bickering and return to their scripts*
NARRATOR: Yadda yadda……………..upon their backs. Legolas leads them across, and then halts on the other side to sing its ancient tale.
ARAGORN: I believe they already know that we've come to Nimrodel, and what's with the melodrama?
NARRATOR: Firstly, I'm only reading what it says in the script, secondly, there was NO drama, and C, shut. up.
ARAGORN: "Their hearts as heavy as the baggage upon their backs". Deep man, real deep.
BOROMIR: Hello, is no- one going to point out that the man said C?
NARRATOR: I do believe I already said shut up.
GIMLI: Oh yeah, like that's going to work.
NARRATOR: Look little man, we have quite a long way to go yet and already you're annoying me.
*the hobbits band together in outrage in front of Gimli*
SAM: So it's a fight against short people you're looking is it?
NARRATOR: Before you try anything dear I'd like to remind you that I'm omnipresent and hence was there whilst you were "tending" Frodo's wounds at Rivendell.
*Sam coughs and shuffles backwards, Frodo steps away from his young friend*
NARRATOR: This isn't getting us anywhere, now unless you never want this chapter to end I suggest you all take my previous advice and SHUT UP!!
LEGOLAS: By Elbereth that's not fair, I haven't got to say anything yet!
ALL: STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!
*In a new band of dislike against Legolas and his annoying-as-Mordoor catch phrase, the narrator and fellowship end their bickering and return to their scripts*
NARRATOR: Yadda yadda……………..upon their backs. Legolas leads them across, and then halts on the other side to sing its ancient tale.