A/N Lookie Here! Another blatant rip off of the pencil/sharpie show,
starring fan-girl wannabees, Natal J. and Siva C.! And
Hikaness/StarKateFlg, my deepest apologies, you guys rule this world (
Heh Heh. *looks shifty* I am a horrible person. See, I deleted the first one accidentally, so now here is a new and improved version!!
Queen Katherine: I know, I know. Very popular idea (. But I need to wait for questions too introduce the book characters.
Slime Frog: *laughs* *snorts* good questions. (I can relate with the sugar thing)
Other person who I can never remember the name of: yes, I hope it is funny. 's what I am aiming for!!
Disclaimer: *Rolls eyes* if I was Eion Colfer, do you REALLY think I would be kidnapping his characters? And being a ridiculous little fangirl trying to make her way in the world? My deepest, most sincere apologies to everyone (most people) I ripped off in this fic!!! First Reviewer gets a cameo!!
Theme song: (dedicated to the Sheep Walk, Ethan, and Camp Emandal, year two!! Go Cici, Siva, and Natal J!!!)
I have a Sponge! Sponge! Sponge! His name is Bartholomew! Bartholomew! Bartholomew! He likes to Wallow! Wallow! Wallow! In his intense Sorrow! Sorrow! Sorrow! For Sponge bob stole his hat....
I have an Armadillo! Armadillo! Armadillo! He ate my pillow! Pillow! Pillow!
I have a sheep! Sheep! Sheep! His name is Ethan! Ethan! Ethan! We stole his hair! Hair! Hair! And went to camp! Camp! Camp! And he was there! There! There!
I like to sing! Sing! Sing! I saw The Ring! Ring! Ring! I screamed and cried! Cried! Cried! And had some pie! Pie! Pie!
The Crayon Shooooww....
Song written almost entirely by Natal J, with the help of Avet/Eggroll. Song is based on true events.
Girl with curly dark blonde hair: Hello and Welcome too...the Crayon Show. I'm your first host, Natal, and this...
*Points to the floor, where there is a girl with straight auburn hair is foaming at the mouth and barking*
Natal: is Siva. Now, since she is otherwise indisposed, I shall be your main host for the day. I am the designated sane one. *mutters* I hate being the designated sane one.
Siva: Bwahahahahaha. *hops up and does the bunny dance*
Natal: I..
Siva: *Starts singing the muffin song* Boing, pop, there goes the muffin
Natal: I..
Siva: Boing, pop, there goes the stew...
Natal: I..
Siva: Boing, pop, there goes my sanity
Natal: *Whacks Siva over the head with one of her curls*
Siva: *Dies* X_X
Natal: Super Curl!!
Siva: *hops up and grins* So, Natal J, your super curl ain' working.
Natal: *grumbles* Okay, so today, we managed to capture Artemis Fowl. Random people, bring him out!!
*Random people bring Artemis Fowl out on stage*
Artemis Fowl: Umm..Hi.
Natal: *looks at him suspiciously.*
Siva: Heeey, Artemis!!
Natal: *looks at him suspiciously*
Artemis: Hey, wassup with the curly top?
Natal: *looks at him suspiciously*
Siva: Okee..well, she is not right in the head, so I better get on with this.
Natal: *looks at him suspiciously*
Siva: *sighs* okay, well...
Natal: *looks at him suspiciously*
Siva: Our first question is..
Natal: *leaps on Artemis and begins tearing at his flesh*
Siva: CRAZED FANGIRL!!! AHHH!!!!!
Natal: *steps back to reveal a tall, tan girl with long, curly brownish hair standing in Artemis's place.*
Natal: I'm a SUPERSLEUTH!! ^_^
Siva: Oh my Dust, it's Avet!!!
Natal: Yes, supersleuth me realized it was not Arty when I heard him.er.her..say "Umm." "Hey" "Wassup" "." "With" "The" and "Hi."
Siva/Avet: *blink*
Natal: *Does Bunny dance and sings theme song*
Siva/ Natal: okay, people, send in your questions for the REAL *all glare at Avet, who is singing "weasely is our king" mindlessly under her breath* Artemis Fowl to CrazedSheep@hotmail.com, and don't forget to review!!!
Siva: Let's go see if Kate and Max are finished with Lyra yet. I wanna ask her a question.
Natal: Amen.
All walk off stage.
A/N: Hey. Yes, all of my hosts are real, Siva is my friend, and so is Avet, and Natal is meeee!!! Yay! And in case you couldn't tell, me and Siva ADORE His Dark Materials. Make sure to read my beautiful fanfic "Olivia" Oh, and review. Oh, and send in your questions for Artemis (providing we are able to catch him) Bubye!! *waves*
Heh Heh. *looks shifty* I am a horrible person. See, I deleted the first one accidentally, so now here is a new and improved version!!
Queen Katherine: I know, I know. Very popular idea (. But I need to wait for questions too introduce the book characters.
Slime Frog: *laughs* *snorts* good questions. (I can relate with the sugar thing)
Other person who I can never remember the name of: yes, I hope it is funny. 's what I am aiming for!!
Disclaimer: *Rolls eyes* if I was Eion Colfer, do you REALLY think I would be kidnapping his characters? And being a ridiculous little fangirl trying to make her way in the world? My deepest, most sincere apologies to everyone (most people) I ripped off in this fic!!! First Reviewer gets a cameo!!
Theme song: (dedicated to the Sheep Walk, Ethan, and Camp Emandal, year two!! Go Cici, Siva, and Natal J!!!)
I have a Sponge! Sponge! Sponge! His name is Bartholomew! Bartholomew! Bartholomew! He likes to Wallow! Wallow! Wallow! In his intense Sorrow! Sorrow! Sorrow! For Sponge bob stole his hat....
I have an Armadillo! Armadillo! Armadillo! He ate my pillow! Pillow! Pillow!
I have a sheep! Sheep! Sheep! His name is Ethan! Ethan! Ethan! We stole his hair! Hair! Hair! And went to camp! Camp! Camp! And he was there! There! There!
I like to sing! Sing! Sing! I saw The Ring! Ring! Ring! I screamed and cried! Cried! Cried! And had some pie! Pie! Pie!
The Crayon Shooooww....
Song written almost entirely by Natal J, with the help of Avet/Eggroll. Song is based on true events.
Girl with curly dark blonde hair: Hello and Welcome too...the Crayon Show. I'm your first host, Natal, and this...
*Points to the floor, where there is a girl with straight auburn hair is foaming at the mouth and barking*
Natal: is Siva. Now, since she is otherwise indisposed, I shall be your main host for the day. I am the designated sane one. *mutters* I hate being the designated sane one.
Siva: Bwahahahahaha. *hops up and does the bunny dance*
Natal: I..
Siva: *Starts singing the muffin song* Boing, pop, there goes the muffin
Natal: I..
Siva: Boing, pop, there goes the stew...
Natal: I..
Siva: Boing, pop, there goes my sanity
Natal: *Whacks Siva over the head with one of her curls*
Siva: *Dies* X_X
Natal: Super Curl!!
Siva: *hops up and grins* So, Natal J, your super curl ain' working.
Natal: *grumbles* Okay, so today, we managed to capture Artemis Fowl. Random people, bring him out!!
*Random people bring Artemis Fowl out on stage*
Artemis Fowl: Umm..Hi.
Natal: *looks at him suspiciously.*
Siva: Heeey, Artemis!!
Natal: *looks at him suspiciously*
Artemis: Hey, wassup with the curly top?
Natal: *looks at him suspiciously*
Siva: Okee..well, she is not right in the head, so I better get on with this.
Natal: *looks at him suspiciously*
Siva: *sighs* okay, well...
Natal: *looks at him suspiciously*
Siva: Our first question is..
Natal: *leaps on Artemis and begins tearing at his flesh*
Siva: CRAZED FANGIRL!!! AHHH!!!!!
Natal: *steps back to reveal a tall, tan girl with long, curly brownish hair standing in Artemis's place.*
Natal: I'm a SUPERSLEUTH!! ^_^
Siva: Oh my Dust, it's Avet!!!
Natal: Yes, supersleuth me realized it was not Arty when I heard him.er.her..say "Umm." "Hey" "Wassup" "." "With" "The" and "Hi."
Siva/Avet: *blink*
Natal: *Does Bunny dance and sings theme song*
Siva/ Natal: okay, people, send in your questions for the REAL *all glare at Avet, who is singing "weasely is our king" mindlessly under her breath* Artemis Fowl to CrazedSheep@hotmail.com, and don't forget to review!!!
Siva: Let's go see if Kate and Max are finished with Lyra yet. I wanna ask her a question.
Natal: Amen.
All walk off stage.
A/N: Hey. Yes, all of my hosts are real, Siva is my friend, and so is Avet, and Natal is meeee!!! Yay! And in case you couldn't tell, me and Siva ADORE His Dark Materials. Make sure to read my beautiful fanfic "Olivia" Oh, and review. Oh, and send in your questions for Artemis (providing we are able to catch him) Bubye!! *waves*