"Let's plot a course. Intercourse." -Fred Jones, The Misadventures of Skooks, 2011
Trandle returns 2 his stanky hobo ice cave aphter a longe day of not beeing in ranked gaymes. His favoRito part was hte Ashe tryna recall, and he makes his his big frozen icee pillar cock and dat Ashe no recall. The Ashe is die.
Trundle opened the fridge witch is acktually his whole house becase its a fuckin ice cave and it's everywhere and he pick up a beeverage. He admire his drank for a minute before using his Q Chomp on the feetus and guzzling all hte blood loik Vladimir exsept not as sophistication because he's a smeelly ass troll. But do not the worrying, he eat the cheese too because the Troll King is cultured.
As he fineshed the wine n chees he needed to sanitize himself by utilizing the shower. He take bucket fulla ice squares and dumps him on them. 4 Trundle, taking shower is like ice bucket challenger tier, but insted of 4 charity tovisionward babies, it 2 freshen up so Trundle can git laid. Also he eat the babby.
Now the Troll clean is King, the clean, troll king is clean, it is time to get dress as the Constable fore 750 Rito Points. Now Trundle is policetroll, and he can shoot bbuncha bleck peopo liek Lucian and get away wit it because police. Trundle leave his hobo cave and beat Lucian 2 dead with club, but it's k becose only Vi can do police brutality and now Lucian is reprot for feding.
"Das a seksy police occifer. Doo u workout?" Lissandra says 2 Trundle. She is wearing excesseve makeup all ober the ice spike things that cum outta ground when shee mooves so she looke like a whore hoo suck lot dick 4 Rito Points and w8s for sales but then Snowdown shop and now she gotta do anal 2 pay 4 skins.
"You have the right to remain silent." Trundle said in souper seduce mode even thogh Rito killed all hte silences mid lane. Trundle proceed to parform a strip search, getting a handful of dat frozen ass.
"I'm troll judge, troll jury, and execu… troll!" He shouted to nobobby in particular as he cuffed Lissandra's hands.
"You're in my kingdom now!" He bellowed as he stoofed a sock into Lissandra's mouf.
Trundle grined as he ulted the Ice Witch and swooced his cock into her ice cavern kunt. The Dic was moar then ten inch, not thet big but still pretty good.
"Woops! Did I break something?" He laffed as the highe velocitty pounding of his Ravenous Hydra made Lissandra's ice vagina fracture.
"This will only hurt… a lot!" Trundle finushed as he fired his trolll seed all over Lissandra, the cum freezing immediately, leaving Lissandra unable 2 moove under the croud control. Helpless, Lissandra was uneble to activate her Zhonya's Hourglass before Trundle poshed his big polise club into her ass.
Trundle chuckled 2 hisself like Knuckles as police sirens shouted loudly in the distance and the Vi and Caitlyn arrested Lissandra four having public sax. Thay dumped Lucian's copse in Baron pit and they had gay Lebanese orjy all night.
Trundle clean his peen after fuck ice queen and he ate a baby and went two bed.
To bee continued