Gademn

by feistalobo

literally just a weird thing that ended up happening because my room mate was in the room when I wrote this. I might actually write a decent version that's a continuation of the first part later...

Sorry for any typos, I didn't have a beta!

Maybe it was okay, he thought to himself, maybe the fact that his landlord kicked him to the curb with a 2-day notice was a blessing in disguise.

Hardy-fucking-har.

All that needed to happen now was for Cas to get a call from his mother saying that they suddenly decided that gay was NOT okay and that they were disowning him.

Yeah that'd be swell.

Cas swept his foot over the leaves gathered near the curb, fall was upon the city.

And maybe it'll be okay, Cas suddenly thought, there was that other apartment complex he'd been interested in across town that he'd almost rented. Before Crowley made that sweet offer.

The other apartment complex had had that really gruff but sweet old couple, Bobby and Ellen? Was that what their names were? Cas didn't know, he just knew he wanted to finally call a place home and mean it.

And then a bus comes and smushes his attractive face to the pavement and his belly-guts go sploosh all oover the gademn ground

And then dean comes and licks it up cuz he is part dog and also part cannibal and he needs to do it to bring Sammy back to life.

Also he was driving the bus and was pretending to be Crowley so that cas would stand in the gademn street.

late April fools day gift