"Are you ready to feel pain like no other?" Ganondorf asked Captain Falcon as both of them were on the rooftop of the Smash Mansion, with it being night and snowing hard.
"I'm Falcon ready!" Captain Falcon exclaimed with dignity as he pumped his muscles, willing to take on anything.
Smiling, Ganondorf pounded his fists together as he and Captain Falcon jumped off the balcony, heading right for the moat surrounding the mansion, with the green crocodiles swimming in it surfacing up.
Meanwhile, Lady Palutena was dancing in the snow, wearing her usual outfit as she wasn't affected much by the cold due to her status as a goddess. That, and because her flatulence warmed her up, so she was good to go even if she wasn't the Goddess Of Light. Bending over and having her big butt aimed at the mansion, Palutena farted loudly as she lowered her eyes, sighing of relief as she enjoyed blasting brassy blasts of gas out of her rear, causing the snow behind her to melt from contact with her gas.
This joyful moment wouldn't last as Captain Falcon landed on top of her, while Ganondorf fell into the moat, making a huge splash that soaked both of the Smashers.
"Owww!" Palutena exclaimed as Captain Falcon was crushing her, being annoyed by that and being soaked from the giant splash. "Get off of me, Douglas! You're hurting me!"
"No falcon way! You're a great landing point!" Captain Falcon exclaimed as his head was on Palutena's butt.
Enraging her, Captain Falcon's smile faded as Palutena farted a thunderous tuba toot that was strong enough to propel the F-ZERO racer high into the snowy night sky, causing him to hang onto the moon, while Ganondorf screamed as he was running on the water in the moat, with the crocodiles biting at him.