Haseo walked into a break room, gasping for breath. Fifteen romances... Twenty-something hurt-comforts... And in an hour there's going to be nine more romances that included OCs, one of which being a Mary Sue. "God dammit..." Haseo groaned.
As Haseo flopped on the couch, Kite walked in holding an expresso. Judging by his face, this was obviously a daily occurrence. Kite put down his expresso, then went back into the kitchen.
"The usual?"
"As usual."
Once Kite walked back in with a dark coffee, no milk, he handed it to Haseo. He then sat up, sipping his piping hot coffee. Kite took up his own drink then leaned back against the wall, "So, what happened this time?" Kite asked, curious as to know what happened to his friend. Haseo responded with a growl, "They had me comfort a 'Sue, say cheesy romance lines, knock me out, make me say stuff I wouldn't... And make out with my friend."
"Whoa. Must have been awkward for you and her."
"He."
"... Owch."
Slamming down his coffee cup, Haseo blew up, "Why the hell do these guys think I'm gay?! I'm straight through and through! I'm not even in love with any of those girly looking guys. Like that kid that hung out with that weird cat player-"
"Whoa, calm down," Kite said, patting Haseo on the shoulder, "You're not the only one. One girl wrote a fic about Orca and Balmug... And boy did THAT end well."
Haseo stared at Kite, then shivered. "Man, don't tell me they did that with you..." Haseo whispered. Kite trembled and nodded, "Y-yeah... Had two. One with Orca, two with Balmug... Rated M..."
That made Haseo feel better, but now pitied the poor kid. "Man, I'm sorry about that..." Haseo said, extremely concerned. Kite sighed, "Well, I don't have any M rated stories right now... But you never know what'll happen." "Yeah. Like that ripoff of us that's getting all the attention these days-"
Just overhead, a clock dinged, signaling a switch of an hour. Kite stood back up, "Well, I'm up. Later, Haseo."
"Good luck, Kite."
85% of the time, I see either romance, hurt/comfort, or both in this section. Other ones are just the same ol' same ol'. I miss the Silly-Go-Round fangirl-erection I get from reading .hack/ stories :c So when thinking about it, I wondered what it'd be like to come home every day after having to do numerous of those... And yeah. This was made while my dad left a thing of kimchi open and I couldn't sleep :l I don't own .hack/, so no suing me.