Lamentations of a schizophrenic Red Scarf

by ChocolateWhiskers

The many facets of Mikasa's red scarf. You didn't really think it was just an inanimate object with no thoughts, did you? Red Scarf POV. My attempt at a Crack!Fic. Drabbles. ErenXMikasa, kind of.

1. Chapter 1

Lamentations of a schizophrenic red scarf

1. Silent supporter

Do you know how frustrating it feels to watch and wait for something to happen, something that you expect, that will surely happen if there really is such a thing as destiny, but just doesn't? You surely don't, or haven't at least experienced it to the extent I did. I simply know that because I know for a fact that you don't know them.

Those two, with their disturbingly sweet love that makes you realize that true love does exist, and that you're just a loser who will be forever alone... I hate them. Eren and Mikasa. Mikasa and Eren. Miren and Ekasa or whatever. They're just plain annoying... Puppy love and loving looks, epic damsel-in-distress moments, all the requirements are there, they just should pack their bags and go drive off into the sunset in a wooden cart but somehow don't, just to spite me. There's always a titan or two in the way, and that makes me grind my teeth. Just go together already!

...Please?