Drake wandered around, he was bored and frustrated. 'Where is she?' He thought. He sat on a rock, by a pond and splashed the water a bit. After a while, Megan came up to him.
"Hey Drake, what's up?" She looked at him, and then glanced over to the side of the pond, looking at three girls who had been fangirling over her. "Let's go somewhere else, those people are creeping me out." She said to him. Drake looked at her and nodded.
"Yeah." He replied. He walked with her to the other end of the pond, behind a bush and looked at her. "Megan~" He whispered to her, "Can we have sex?"
She looked at him in disgust. "No way!" She exclaimed and ran off. Drake was disheartened, but was still horny, when Josh came up behind him.
"What's wrong bro?" He asked, noticing Drake was looking kind of sad.
"I was rejected and I'm horny." Drake mumbled and looked at the ground.
"Hey, I'll let you fuck me!" Josh replied. He nuzzled Drake's neck. "So~?"
Drake pinned Josh down and dived straight in. He did Josh hard, and fast. "So good." He panted and let out a small quack as he came. After a while they wandered around, not really knowing what to do, until they bumped into someone. "Ah sorry." Drake apologised. He looked up at the guy. He had glossy green hair, and wore a brown suit, and bright orange boots. "Ah, I'm Drake, and this is Josh." He introduced himself to the handsome guy.
"I'm Bill, nice to meet you, Josh, Drake." He looked at them seductively. "You guys up for some sex by any chance?" He murmured. Drake and Josh looked at each other, before engaging in the threesome. Josh being penetrated by Drake, and Drake being penetrated by Bill. They moaned in ecstasy before coming together, letting out loud quacks as they orgasmed, not caring if someone saw or heard. There were two black haired men in black suits nearby, watching their threesome, whilst jerking off, but they didn't say anything.
After a few minutes, Megan walked past. The three guys suddenly horny again just by looking at her. They looked at each other and flew after her quacking in unison, most likely have a foursome.
[[Disclaimer: This is a story about ducks. I was in the park with two of my friends and we saw this happen. We decided to name them, to do with ducks, or birds. Bill and Drake were perfect names, simply because ducks have bills, and a drake is a male duck. My friend then said to name the other male duck Josh and the female duck Megan, just for laughs. It was then decided that I would have to write a fanfic about it. Sorry if you thought this was about Drake&Josh, but it was a trap. Congrats, you just read a fanfic about duck sex :D I don't know I've never written a fanfic before. It was a crack one. Sorry 3]]