Edited summary: I don't know, I haven't typed it yet.

Summary: Kelly was an ordinary muggle, but times are dark, with return of Lord Voldemort, and when she and her sister are attacked by death eaters, Kelly kicks their ass, much to the wizarding qworlds shock. She is ent back home, but now no one can protet her from the dark lord. That doesn't mean no one will try.

In the midst of all the hopelessness and tragedy, can this young muggle help all these broken souls find the light of life again?

Slightly AU, set in fifth year, maybe a sequel for 6th and 7th years, which will most likely be a little more AU.

NO BIZARRE SHIPPING!!(meaning no like Kelly/sirius or something)

Kelly and the Attack

By Mary

"I totally think you should go out with him Kelly, he's sooooooo hot!!" said a girl in a passively knowing voice in a short pink skirt, a baby T with smiling sun sporting Men in Black shades, with her hair in a preppy high ponytail and a shiny crocodile scale black clutch, not to forget the forest green boots with a flashy point. She strutted down the sidewalks of DC with Kelly, who looked similar to her, just a bit older. Kelly groaned and spoke in an irritated voice.

"Allison NO. He dumped Marie heartlessly for Hajin in 6th grade because she, and I quote, 'just aren't developing fast enough for my taste sweetheart, and we're taking it too slow,'. Marie, thankfully, had enough sense to pour all her coke on his head."

Unlike Allison, Kelly was wearing jeans with multiple pockets all over, a small rip or two on the knees and cell phone protruding from the front pocket, what appeared to be the outline of a wallet on one hanging from a large one near her shin. She was wearing a green shirt that said "Protect the Forest" in stenciled letters that looked sponged on in a darker green color. Both girls had almost the same shade of what-people-usauly-called-dirty-blonde-but-isn't wavy brown hair, though Kelly's was hanging in a side part, big brown eyes and strong brows with rounded rectangular glasses. They were quite obviously sisters, but the younger one, Allison, seemed to have taken on one the road of preppy bimbo. Though Kelly would tell you any day that she was so much more, it was all people really saw of her.

"Oh." Allison seemed to have a look of great internal conflict until she shrugged and said. "Shame. He's really hot." Kelly laughed and pointed to a large staircase leading down to the metro.

"Come on, Mum said we have to be home by 3 to make it to the cook out." Allison turned primly on her feet and strutted bubbly down the stairs. Kelly smiled and moved her white pumas as fast they would carry her to reach her sister. When got to the bottom, Kelly was pointing to a make-up stand a little ways down in a more secluded part of the hall that lead to the trains.

"Come on Kelly, please, pleasepleasepleasepleaepleaseplease??" she said, hopping up and down. Kelly raised an eyebrow warily at the abandoned and lonely area of the hall. The girls were raised by street smart parents. Abandoned, dirty, alone;not exactly words that comforted her. But Allison was looking at her with their big brown eyes.

"Alli, Mum would kill us." Kelly finally said simply.

"Oh, like you care, you're always breaking what Mom and Dad say." Allison huffed. Kelly looked smacked in the face.

"Alli, I cross the blooming road when the lights aren't green."

Allison rolled her eyes.

"Big diff. Can we please go? Just for a second, PLEASE?" Kelly groaned.

"2 minutes. We're gonna miss the train if it's longer than that." She said warningly. Allison's eyes lit up and she ran to the stand. Kelly kept close to her and looked around. She had a bad feeling about this...

Allison meanwhile, was running around gleefully all over the stand. When she done dissecting every bit of the front, she moved to the back and she heard Kelly follow her.

She knows she wants to look around too. Allison thought smugly. Little did she know that Kelly was fighting not to cringe at all the glitter and gloss. For a moment she forgot her composure of being wary and vigilant of her surroundings just to see how awful it all was. Kelly had never been one for makeup. She had a Strawberry chapstick and a little mascara on if she she wanted to dress up. Maybe a little eyeshadow. And quite frankly, it was all she needed. She picked up a sparkly orange lipstick and nearly burst out laughing. Then she heard a swishing noise. She immediately dropped the bottle and snapped her head up.

The creepy owner of the stand was pointing a stick at them.

Kelly, who had expecting a gun, raised an eyebrow unimpressedly. She looked around though saw to her terror that there was no one around to hear her if she yelled.

"Muffliato." whispered the creepy guy.

Muffliato? Kelly thought. What a nutjob.

A few other guys wearing weird cloaks and robes came out of nowhere in intimidating masks. Kelly, who had pushed weirdness of the situation to the back of her mind, was figuring ways that she could beat these guys up if they tried to hurt her or her sister. She had been taking taekwondo and Hopkido for a few months and was now a yellow belt. She was about going to test for her orange belt in few weeks. She had learned this cool way you could disarm a guy with his gun pointed at you. Maybe the stick wasn't a gun, but she could imagine.

She turned to whisper to Allison but to her shock saw her sister mouthing things at her frantically. There was no sound. Kelly tried to talk to her sister to calm her down, but again, no sound came from her lips, not even the whistle of her breathing.

And no pun intended, but Kelly was speechless.

She didn't try to scream, but she did begin to hyperventilate a bit. And while she did, the strange men moved over to her and Allison. As soon as she noticed this she became angry. She saw the look on the creepy mans face. The others had masks on, but the creepy man had a look of evil mischief. Of pervertedness. Of loathing. And something else. Something deep and terrifying. Murder lust.

I instinctively did the first thing to come to mind. I placed my hands on the giant cart and pushed it forward into the guys. I grabbed Alli by the hand and made us run. I was running faster because I had longer legs and I wasn't wearing inch high heeled boots. I yelled at her to hurry up but of course, there was no sound. Which was actually kindof a good thing because we made no noise as we ran. But we didn't make it very far before I saw a quick red flash Alli collapsed onto the floor, clutching her sides, her face screwed up in pain. I could hear the creepy guys (I really need to find out what they're called) and looked around for somewhere to hide.

The hall was constructed so that there were many curved columns against the rounded edges of the hall. I pulled Alli behind one of them, but she was fighting me. I wish I could tell her to stop fidgeting so that they might run right past us. Alas.

They caught sight of us immediately so I ran right up to them shoved my knuckles into of their eyes, making them temporarily blind. I then lifted my nee up and plunged it back, straight into the crotch of the guy coming up behind me. I roundhouse kicked one the guys next to me, and with a crack of what i hoped were his ribs, he fell over, then ran back to the guy I had blinded and kneed him in the crotch. There was one other guy who I hadn't touched and he was headed for my sister. He had a stick pointed at her so I did the first thing that came to mind. I ran up behind him and reached over his shoulders, grabbed the stick, and snapped it. He looked enraged and pulled back a hand to punch me. I almost smiled because I knew exactly how to handle it. He swung his hand and I straightened my hands and pushed them against his arm towards the middle of his chest. The I grabbed his wrist and crossed my thumbs over his pressure point. I pressed forward and up and yelled and stomped my foot and I heard a crack. I had broken something. Whew. I was hoping that worked. It's not like I have a line of people willing to have me break their bones so I can practice the move.

Then I stepped back and whammed his elbow into my shoulder.

Crack.

That took about three seconds. I gave his nee a hard kick for good measure and ran back to my other people. I saw the guy I kicked in the crotch. He was pulling out a stick. I've put two and two together and I've figured that the sticks aren't good. Don't know how, but right now, all I need to know is that these people are helpless without them and they need breaking. I stomped my foot on the stick and immediately fell down so I could reach him and jammed my elbow to his neck. My Hopkido Grandmaster told me that that would kill someone in an instant if you got the right place. I think I did. I think he's dead. Shit.

Okay. There's four of them. I've killed one, I've handicapped two. There's one left. I looked over to Alli and to my horror saw another guy with a stick pointed at her. She was writhing on the floor. I sat up to go help her but then suddenly felt a giant pain. Pain greater than I had ever felt before. I fell down and tried to scream, but couldn't. Vaguely I realized this is what they were doing to Alli.

Oh god this hurts.

Oh dear god I'm a friggin atheist but help me.

Please, please help me.

This reminded me of joke.

I know right? I'm in intense pain and my sister is being tortured and all I can think of is a joke.

Whatever. Now I can't get it out of my head and it's distracting the pain a bit.

It goes like this.

There's man with no faith being chased by a bear. He knows he can't out run it and for the first time calls on god.

"PLEASE GOD HELP ME!"

SO then god comes down and he's like

"All this time you haven't believed in me, but I have watched over you. I will help you. What do you want?"

So the guys like

"PLEASE GOD MAKE THIS BEAR A CHRISTIAN!"

And the bear catches up to the man and sits down on his knees, putting his hands together in prayer.

"Dear god thank you for this bountiful meal..."

Through my silent screams I almost let out an invisible laugh.

Damn this hurts!!

There are no words for this. It's terrible.

My grandfather told us that joke when we visited them for christmas.

He's actually my step grandfather, but whatever.

MMMPH!! THIS HURTS!! I think I'm crying, bu I can't tell.

GOD MAKE IT STOP!!

This is terrible, but everytime I'm calling out to god I think of that joke.

mmph. mmmph...

Yeah.. I'm.. crying.

UNGH!

...

I can't faint.

..

not now..

ali

Whew. This is my second fic and I think I like it better. Hopefully I'll have the next chapter up in a few minutes.

I REALLY need to know if you think this is okay or a piece of crap. I'm self BETA-ing but if you want to beta this that would be great. Pm me if you're interested. PLEASE REVIEW!! KAY?

Thank you all a million and 2. There won't be any Sirius until maybe the third or so chapter?

XOXO, MARY