Secret Lives
Chapter One
Harry lie awake in his bed, in deep thought. Oh how he wished he could do magic out of school. The Dursley's had him doing double the work he usually does, and if he had permission to do magic out of school, he'd be making thier lives miserable.
"Why does my life have to suck?" Harry asked aloud, hoping something or someone would answer him.
"I don't know." someone answered. "Why does it suck?"
Harry jumpped out of bed and whipped his wand out.
"Who's there?" he yelled.
"Why Harry, don't you remember your own sister?" came the person's voice from a dark corner.
"Huh?" Harry asked dumbfounded. "I don't have a sister! My parents are dead!"
"No, Harry. Our parents are dead." the person said, and as they did so, they stepped out of the darkness, and turned on a light.
The girl had long, black hair, was very slim and curvy, and wore a red and black plaid mini-skirt with a white polo shirt. Her eyes were green and almond shaped, and her hair swept over he left eye. She carried a small, black, leather purse that draped over her shoulder.
"What, the heck?." Harry asked.
"I am your twin sister, Harry. Yes, I know. Quite a shock. But if you give me some time to explain then-"
Harry cut her off quickly.
"Who sent you? Voldemort? Malfoy? Snape? Tell me now!"
"I've told you who I am. If you don't believe me, then read this."
The girl pulled from her purse two papers, and handed them to Harry. Harry snatched them up and read them aloud.
"Mr. Harry James Potter. Born July 23, 1991. Mother - Lilly Evans Potter. Father - James Potter. Ms. Delilah Lilian Potter. Born July 23, 1991. Mother - Lilly Evans Potter. Father - James Potter. What the heck is this? False birth certificate?"
"No! God dang it Harry! Are you that darn thick? I'm your freaking sister! You twin sister! No lie! I swear on our grandfather's grave!"
"Who the heck is our grandfather?"
"Well... You weren't supposed to know, but... It was Dumbledor. He was mom's father."
"HOLY CRAP!" Harry exclaimed. "So you really are...my sister? I'm not...alone?"
"Harry, you've never been alone!" Delilah said, giving her brother a huge hug. "I've been at Hogwarts all this time undercover. And Dumbledor was there!"
"You've been at Hogwarts?" Harry asked.
"Yeah! You know that one Slytherin girl, Milicent?"
"Yeah..." Harry said, uncertain.
"That would be, muah!" she said.
"AWESOME!" Harry yelled.
And with that one last yell, his bedroom door flew open.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?" screamed Vernon Dursley.
"Oh, hello Uncle Vernon," Delilah said.
"Who the heck are you and why'd you call me uncle?"
"I'm Harry's twin sister, and your neice!"
"Yeah, check out the birth certificates!" Harry said, and he threw them at his uncle.
"Aho!" Uncle Veron said, "Looks like we have another slave, I mean house guest."
"Um, no. You just lost one, cuz Harry's moving in with me! Pack your stuff bro, cuz your coming to live with me!"
'YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" Harry screamed, "I've always wanted to say this, but I've been taught to respect my elders, even if they are total butt wipes. So now that I'm moving out, all I can say, is take your little chores, your big butt wipe son and scrawny wife, and shove them up your lard butt sideways, along with your house, which I cleaned!"
And with that, Vernon collapsed to the floor and crashed so hard, that he broke a hole through the floor and fell, and was knocked unconcience.
END