Summary:After 26 years of saving Princess Peach,Mario says F*** You. what do his brother Luigi has to says about this.

Cast:

Kain Carter as Mario/Luigi

KC: Super Nintendo ,Sega Genesis ,when I dead broke , yo'mama bought all of this.

(Crowd cheers)

KC:You like the shit. Straight off the top,N***A ,Straight off the top,N***A.

KC:Did you know that the greatest video games of all time were influenced by pussy. Double Dragon,Zelda,Donkey Kong...the list goes on. But there this classic story of a ni**a trying to save a ho. But you know the memorable of them all:Super Mario Bros. As far I concern,the game was the definition of trying to save a ho. but realistically ,some men can relate to that story.

Fellas,how many times you went for a hell and high waterfall bi**h. I mean like legitimately went through some shit ,Done everything you possibly could only at the end of it all,she does not show you any type of appreciation. That the same shit Mario was going through. You beat the game and you don't get a kiss,hug,and handshake,suck your dick,nothing. But you know what I always wondered. At what point of this,Mario will finally says "you know what F**k You. I'm saving you no more.

(Living Room - 3:45PM- Thursday)

Luigi: Hey M, suit up. Princess in trouble. We got to go.

Mario:I heard.

Luigi:Heard,what do mean you heard.

Mario:She called me.

Luigi:She called you.

Mario:MMh-hmm.

Luigi:Peach called you.

Mario: Yeah

Luigi:Okay and.

Mario says nothing.

Luigi:What did you do?

Mario look up to Luigi and put the phone on the table.

Mario" I. Hung. Up. On the bitch.

Luigi: GODDAMN IT,MARIO! What the Fuck is wrong with you. Would you hang up on her?

Mario:Ain't Shit wrong with me,but what wrong with up. She keep on getting kidnapped by the same N***A,THE SAME N***A,Luigi. Can you explain that shit,cause I can't.

Luigi:Okay,now you over exaggerating because it definitely ain't been the same N***A every time. Remember Donkey Kong.

Mario: Hell,Please don't bring that shit,okay. I'm still trying to figure out where the fuck she was even at in the first place to get snatch by a God-Damn Monkey.

(Dramatic Music cues in)

Mario:I'll tell you what said to me when untie her. She said the N***a pulled up and told her he had candy in the backseat. I said Bitch,what the fuck are you seven? Who the Fuck falls for that.

Luigi: Regardless,Mario. This is what you do,aright, this is your job.

Mario:Whoa,Whoa,Whoa,Whoa,Whoa,Whoa. Excuse me,motherfucker. I'm a plumber. That's my job. I plum shit,okay. I never asked for any of this hero crap. Last time, I have tried saved this bitch, I lost my fucking eye,Luigi or did you forget that shit. I'm not saving her. I'm Done.

Luigi: You know what,Fuck it I go without you.

Mario:Without Me!?

Luigi:Yeah,without you.

Mario"Ni**a,you need me, Super Mario Ni**a,

Luigi: Brothers, Super Mario Brothers, Bitch at least that what we used be, I don't know who the fuck you are no more.

Mario: You want to know who I am. I'm the ni**a you're not good enough to be. You ain't nothing but player 2 ass ni**a,Luigi. That it. That who you are,that's who you'll ever going to be. When you die, that's how ni**as going to remember you: Player fucking two! I've carried this team. You be dead in five minutes without me.

Luigi pulled his gun from his coat.

Mario: So that's way it's going to be.

Luigi: My whole life I've lived in your shadow and not once did I ever complain about the way shit is. I've been there with you since day one. And you could do is sit there and say that bullshit to me.

Mario lights a cigarette.

Mario: I love you my brother, but you better pray to god that you don't fucking miss.

Under the table,a gun is taped,ready to be used.

Both stared at each other for a while.

Suddenly , Mario reached his gun while Luigi raised his gun at Mario.

(Scene cut to black)

(Gunshot)