Disclaimer
I do not own Zelda. If I did I would not waste my time on this. I would
probably be hanging out at the yacht club with my friend Bill Gates.
Key: Text =thought
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Narrator: Our story begins in the Kokori forest inside Links tree house. Navi zooms into Links tree house.
Navi: Link wake up.
link grumbles
Navi: WAKE UP NOW!!
Link: YOU STUPID FAIRY SHUT UP!! Grabs Skull hammer and smashes Navi
Link: About time that stupid fairy died. It had it coming. Hey what's this?picks up note
Link reading: Hello Link I understand that you need a ocarina so I had Navi bring you one. Speaks out loud: Whoops. picks up shattered remains. I have you new quest. Come right away. From, The Great Deku Tree.
Narrator: Link leaves his tiny little home to head for The Great Deku Tree.
Middo: Hey Link you can't pass here. Not with out a sword and a shield.
Link: Middo I already passed this test.
Middo: No you didn't.
Link: Ok no I didn't. walks away
Middo: God I can't believe he actually thought I didn't remember. Hey what's he doing?
Link: LET ME THROUGH! Throws rock at Middo
Middo falls over and Link goes to The Great Deku Tree
Deku Tree: Link there is trouble in Hyrule.
Link: Hey that's pretty far.
Deku Tree: I know that is why you are going to fly there with are friends at "Fly There". The best airline of them all.
Link: Deku Tree how could you do that. I would never sell my name to an inferior product. holds Pepsi can, drinks and smiles
Deku Tree: Give me a brake I'm not made of stone. They drove a truck load of money to my house. starts crying I'm not made of steal.
Link: Hey its ok.
Narrator: So Link heads to the airport were are next seen takes place.
Link walks through airport heading towards plane
Guard: Sir please walk through the metal detector.
alarm goes off
Guard: Sir please empty your belongings into the tray.
Link: Ok here's my Ocarina, Slingshot, (20 min. later) and here's my Oracle of Seasons Staff. I think that's all.
guard snores
Link: I guess he's asleep. O well. boards plane
Narrator: Well Link is on his plane and prepare to take off.
Link: Well all just read this King of Red Lions owner's manual on the way there. takes out HUGE book #1 If he gets annoying shoot with bow and arrows.......
Narrator: Well link fell asleep and when he woke up he found out something quit terrible.
Intercom: Now entering Kokori International Airport.
Link: HOLY CRAP I SLEPT PAST MY STOP!! HYRULE'S IN DANGER!! O well.
Narrator: Well that's the end. There's no more. Yes Hyrule was taken over by Gonnondorf but that doesn't matter because it just sinks underwater anyway. Well tune in next time for more tails from ZORA BOY.
probably be hanging out at the yacht club with my friend Bill Gates.
Key: Text =thought
Text =action
Narrator: Our story begins in the Kokori forest inside Links tree house. Navi zooms into Links tree house.
Navi: Link wake up.
link grumbles
Navi: WAKE UP NOW!!
Link: YOU STUPID FAIRY SHUT UP!! Grabs Skull hammer and smashes Navi
Link: About time that stupid fairy died. It had it coming. Hey what's this?picks up note
Link reading: Hello Link I understand that you need a ocarina so I had Navi bring you one. Speaks out loud: Whoops. picks up shattered remains. I have you new quest. Come right away. From, The Great Deku Tree.
Narrator: Link leaves his tiny little home to head for The Great Deku Tree.
Middo: Hey Link you can't pass here. Not with out a sword and a shield.
Link: Middo I already passed this test.
Middo: No you didn't.
Link: Ok no I didn't. walks away
Middo: God I can't believe he actually thought I didn't remember. Hey what's he doing?
Link: LET ME THROUGH! Throws rock at Middo
Middo falls over and Link goes to The Great Deku Tree
Deku Tree: Link there is trouble in Hyrule.
Link: Hey that's pretty far.
Deku Tree: I know that is why you are going to fly there with are friends at "Fly There". The best airline of them all.
Link: Deku Tree how could you do that. I would never sell my name to an inferior product. holds Pepsi can, drinks and smiles
Deku Tree: Give me a brake I'm not made of stone. They drove a truck load of money to my house. starts crying I'm not made of steal.
Link: Hey its ok.
Narrator: So Link heads to the airport were are next seen takes place.
Link walks through airport heading towards plane
Guard: Sir please walk through the metal detector.
alarm goes off
Guard: Sir please empty your belongings into the tray.
Link: Ok here's my Ocarina, Slingshot, (20 min. later) and here's my Oracle of Seasons Staff. I think that's all.
guard snores
Link: I guess he's asleep. O well. boards plane
Narrator: Well Link is on his plane and prepare to take off.
Link: Well all just read this King of Red Lions owner's manual on the way there. takes out HUGE book #1 If he gets annoying shoot with bow and arrows.......
Narrator: Well link fell asleep and when he woke up he found out something quit terrible.
Intercom: Now entering Kokori International Airport.
Link: HOLY CRAP I SLEPT PAST MY STOP!! HYRULE'S IN DANGER!! O well.
Narrator: Well that's the end. There's no more. Yes Hyrule was taken over by Gonnondorf but that doesn't matter because it just sinks underwater anyway. Well tune in next time for more tails from ZORA BOY.