Ilvecoffee-n-narutoYouth: Hey anyone who happens to be reading this little ficlet! Well I'm not sure where this fic came from. I mean, I was listening to Grow A Pear by Ke-dollar sign-ha when I had the idea for this, so yeah…I think this is maybe my third glee fic, and my first actual oneshot for it. I really like Kurt/Brittany interactions so yeah…This is most definitely NOT my best work, but it's the second funnest to write (the first being my glee/Harry Potter crossover) so here it is. Please read and review!
I don't have a beta, so sorry if there are any errors.
Disclaimer: Don't own Glee or Ke-dollar sign-Ha (I'm never pronouncing it kesha again). If I did, I'd probably be planning world domination. Muhahahahahaha!
Grow A Pear!
(Mama, I'm in love with a criminal, and this type of love isn't rational-It's physical.)
As Kurt was putting his books into his locker in preparation to leave school for the day and get ready for his dinner date with Blaine, he was greeted by:
"Dolphin, we need to talk."
'Great Grilled Cheesus, what is it now?' He thought as he turned to face his favourite blond ditz.
"Yeah, baby?" Brittany started to play with the hem of her Cheerio's skirt.
"I think we should kinda break up."
'She knows I'm gay, right? I could have sworn I'd made it brazenly obvious by now. And how to do kinda break up anyway?' Kurt decided though, to play along just to see what would happen. It's not like anything horrid would happen, and it would make a great story to tell to Blaine.
"But why, Britt-Britt? I thought we were happy together?"
"Yeah, you're a great kisser and everything too, and being with you felt like I was living in a double rainbow,"-Kurt had to bite his tongue to keep from laughing- "but you're just a little to dolphiny."
"Excuse me?" He raised an eyebrow at her.
"Bless you. Anyway, that makes you a good kisser and everything, like I said, and since dating you is just like dating a girl, I'd be better off with Santana. It's not me, it's you."
"So you're dumping me because I'm too effeminate!" People in the hallway had turned to stair at the pair, but Kurt honestly didn't care at the moment.
'How dare she! I thought I was her dolphin!'
"I'm not dumping you because of your family, just, grow a pear and call me back sometime." She gave him a kiss on the cheek and jogged away, leaving a furious, embarrassed, and-he'd never admit it-slightly jealous boy behind.
(I wanna see the new Winnie the Pooh movie just because it has Somewhere Only We Know in the trailer and I always think of Klaine!)
Ilvecoffee-n-narutoYouth: I usually use song lyrics as page breaks, but I wanted to convey my excitement! Yay! Anyway, If I wasn't sure that there were worse stories out there, I wouldn't upload this, but, there is so…..review please!