Haiku is Japanese poem consisting of 5 – 7 – 5 or 5 – 7 – 5 – 7 – 7 syllables.

Here I used the second rule. These are the things I'd say if I were the character………





Chichi - Her life must be stressful with financial crisis.



We don't have money

Goku better stop eating

Just LOOK at this check,

I can't afford any more food

You get a job, Goku!





Goku - Poor Saiyan can't help his cravings.



Give me food, dammit

Don't blame my big appetite

Kamehameha! *kaboom

Yeah that'll do it, Chichi

Just shut up and bring me food





Vegeta - He says this over and over.



I'm the Saiyan prince

Don't make me repeat again

Back off, KAKAROT! *kaboom

No one can get in my way

Bow to me and leave me alone





Trunks - The same could be said to Bra.



Who the hell named me?

What kind of odd parents would

Name their kid like this?

Don't call me an underwear

I deserve a better name





Piccolo - Do not bother him.



I'm Kamiccolo

Also bad Majunior

So what if I'm green

You came here to tell me that?

Don't disturb my meditation!





Dende - I'd love to be Kami, though being stuck in that place isn't so fun.



Here at the Lookout,

I gaze down at men below

Humans are crazy

They ought to set their feet down

I'm never bored gazing down *sigh





Majin Buu - He sure is a blob but tough enough to knock out Gohan with a punch.



Cookie, chocolate, yum!

Stop blasting me like that

Or me eat you up!

Me not stupid pink fat blob,

Me lovely pink marshmallow





Gohan - His sense of coolness is just classic.



Don't make fun of my

Great Saiyaman costume.

You're just jealous

Of my splendid popularity

One more thing, my dance is COOL





Supreme Kai - Governing the entire universe must be insane.



How dare you complain

Universe sucks because of me?

It's not that easy *sigh

Listen carefully you bakas,

Why don't you frickin try it





Kibito - C'mon let's not bash him. He's creepy but loyal and interesting.



When I was younger,

I used to be cuter than

Kaioushin-sama! *For real! For real!

I'm not a grumpy monster

So SHUT UP about my face





Krillin - I like him. He's not a Saiyan yet he can blast asses!



I'm fed up with the

People making fun of me

Leave my head alone

I'm proud of my shiny head

And the dots on my forehead





Bulma - Keep changing.



How's my new hairstyle?

Wait, maybe I should change again

Let me look around

Veggie just inspired me

But Shin also inspires me





King Kai - Can't help liking him for it.



You are saying that my

Joke sucks?! How could you say that?

I put effort in

Making you humans laugh

Shove it, dorks, I ain't THAT bad





Hercule I've wondered too.



There has been something

That's bothering me a lot

Why don't I see any

Hercule shrine on anipike.com?

What lousy fans I have here





Frieza - He's an interesting evil guy.



I'm hot and sexy

Can't you bastards tell by now?

I'm not a female

Just because I wear lipstick,

Don't make anti sites on me





Android 17 - I do think it's not fair.



It isn't fair at all

My sister lives and not me

Akira must have

Gotten bored of drawing me

Cuz I'm not a girl Android *grrrrr





Android 18 - The beauty of DBZ.



I'll have no mercy

On a moron like Hercule

Or anyone who bothers

My darling husband, Krillin *blush*

Can't resist kissing that cheek !





~Owari~